Recession, Depression, What, Michelle Worry? Mrs. Obama Demands Small Army of
Attendants
First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants
In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country
that has given me so much, she said. See, thats why I left a job at a
big law firm for a career in public service, Michelle Obama.
[Ed. note: she is a fantastic, delusional meglomaniac like hitlery.]
We were wrong.
Michelle Obama, as we reported
on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every
whim.
She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.
The
annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately
$1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded
to every attendant.
Little did American voters realize the call for change would result
in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.
The discovery of the additional attendants was made by DAngelo Gore of
factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obamas press secretary.
Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Ladys staff in the wake of an
article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org
and Canada Free Press on
July 7.
The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of
Americans, reported that Michelle
Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S.
History. It provided the following list of White
House staff members assigned to the
First Lady:
$172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief
Of Staff)[Ed. note: Pay for this position should be $36,000 and
come out of michelle's pocket.]
$140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President
and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
[NOT needed.]
$113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant
to the President and White House
Social Secretary) [NOT needed.]
$102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President
and Director of Communications
for the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff
to the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff
to the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to
the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady) [Pay for this position should be $36,000
and come out of michelle's pocket.]
$70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary) [NOT needed.]
$65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary) [NOT needed.]
$62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events
Coordinator For The First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady) [Pay for this position should be $36,000
and come out of michelle's pocket.]
$52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady) [NOT
needed.]
$50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide
To The First Lady) [NOT needed.]
$45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady) [Pay for this position should be $36,000
and come out of michelle's pocket.]
[Ed. note: michelle is not the first resident of the White House to steal
millions of dollars from the American sheeple. laura, hitlery, barbara, nancy, Rosalynn,
betty, Thelma, claudia, jackie, mammie and eleanor also stole a great deal along with
their spouses. It is a crime and they should be prosecuted for their crime of embezzlement
or grand theft.]