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Dr. Eutopia’s "ISM" is the cure for everything– but only if you agree to the terms:
"Sign this little scrap of paper and you’ll get your bottle absolutely free: I hereby turn over to ISM Inc. everything I have, including my freedom and the freedom of my children and my children’s children in turn for which said ISM promises to take care of me forever"