Movie Reviews

MOVIE REVIEWS

"17 Again" is a RETARDED BOMB about a married, middle-age nut whose wife wants a divorce. He is transformed to a teen brat. How many of these nutty flicks will Hollyweirdoland make? E-value: D (April 2009)

"21" is a BORING FLOP about a MIT student who wins at blackjack by counting cards. Skip it unless you are a card freak. E-value: D (March 2008)

"28 Weeks Later" is a CORNY FLOP about zombies who take over NY City. This docudrama about liberals is SICKENING. E-value: F

"88 Minutes" is a disjointed psycho-disaster for the weak-minded. Skip this "nutty" looney-toon FLOP. Even Roeper and Mike Phillips ahted it. E-value: F (April 2008)

"300" is a big production about a war between the Spartans and the Persians. It's very violent and dramatic. If you like these docudramas you should like it. E-value: C (March 2007)

"500 Days of Summer" is okay but the lead guy is dreadful. Zooey Deschanel is awesome as always. If you like Zooey you will like it. E-value: C- (January 2009)

"Adam" is a CORNY, BORING lust BOMB. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: D (August 2009)

"Adventureland" is another teenie-bopper FLOP. Unless you are a teenie-bopper skip it. E-value: D (March 2009)

"The Adventures of Robin Hood" with Errol Flynn, Olivia DeHavilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains and Alan Hale Sr. is the best Robin Hood movie ever made. Errol is by far the best action-hero of the 20th Century. The cast, the dialog, the acting and the plot are excellent. Don't bother watching any remakes. E-value: A (May 1938)

"All the President's Men" is a decent docudrama about the Tricky Dick crime syndicate. E-value: A Historical value: A

"Alvin & the Chipmunks" is a fair remake of the old TV cartoon show. You will like it only if you liked the old TV show. E-value: C (December 2007)

"American Gangster" is another mindless flick that glorifies criminals. Skip this total FLOP. E-value: F- (October 2007)

"An Education" is an extremely BORING BOMB about a twitty young girl. Avoid this DUD. E-value: D- (October 2009)

"Alice in Wonderland" is a dark portrayal of the Charles Lutwidge Dodgson classic book. This upteenth remake is too dark and boring. Skip it. E-value: D (February 2010)

"Angels and Demons" is another propaganda flick (sequel to The DaVinci Code) about the Roman Catholic Corp. allegedly keeping ther secret that YAHSHUA was a mere mortal man who married Myriam of Magdala and their descendants became the rulers of Europa. It's nonsense, but people are stupid enough to believe it. In this flick the Illuminati raises its ugly head. E-value: C Propaganda value: A Historical value: ZERO

"The Answer Man" with Jeff Daniels is weak and not entertaining. E-value: C (July 2009)

"Anything Else" is a stupid romantic comedy by woody "Pedophile" allen. It is one of allen's worst BOMBS. Skip it. E-value: D- (August 2003)

"Apocalypto" directed by Mel Gibson, is a docudrama about the bloodthirsty Aztecs. It is far too boring and violent to enjoy. Skip it. E-value: D Historical value: B+ (2006)

"The Apostle" is a decent flick exposing the hypocritical behavior of most evangelists and specifically adulterous Pentecostal evangelists. It was based loosely on the life of Jimmy Swaggart. E-value: C Educational value: A (December 1997)

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is a STUPID cartoon that is poorly made. Skip this Yuck-flick. E-value: D- (April 2007)

"The Assassination of Jesse James" with Brad Pitt is another BORING western that is far too long (240 mins) and too melodramatic. Unless you love boring westerns skip it. E-value: C- (September 2007)

"Atonement" is an excruciatingly BORING 1930s lust BOMB. It's BORING, SLOW, TEDIOUS and YUCK. The piano and typewriter tapping is ANNOYING. Skip this DUD. E-value: D- (December 2007)

"August Rush" with Robin Williams is an extremely BORING FLOPO that won't entertain anyone. Even Roeper didn't like it. E-value: C- (November 2007)

"Awake" is a SICKENING flick about a patient who wake up during an operation. Skip this scare flick unless you plan to be operated on soon. E-value: C (November 2007)

"Away from Her" is another BORING LUST BOMB about total LOSERS. Skip this DIMWITTED FLOP. E-value: F (2007)

"Away We Go" is an extremely BORING FLOP about a young couple trying to rear their child without the help of their parents. How novel. This TEDIUOS BOMB is HORRID. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (June 2009)

"Baby Mama" with Tina Fey, Amy Pohler and Siggy Weaver is an exceptionally VOMITOUS DISASTER. It is so HORRID that you won't be able to sit through it. Don't waste your time and money on this flopfest. Even Michael Phillips gave it a thumbs down. E-value: F (April 2008)

"Babylon AD" is a RETARDED BOMB about an IDIOT who tries to protect a woman from a flood of assassins. It's RIDICULOUS. E-value: F- (2008)

Bart Got a Room" is an extremely BORING DISASTER about a SUPER-GEEK senior who wants to get a good-looking sophmore. Who would want to watch this VOMITFEST? Skip this DULL FLOP. E-value: D- (March 2009)

"Battle for Terra" is a cartoon about the struggle over Earth. It is a bit weak in all areas. Skip it. E-value: C- (May 2009)

"Battle in Seattle” is a docudrama about the 1999 protest against the World Trade Organization. It is not historically correct because the violent protestors were hired by the WTO. Historical value: B

"Batman" with Mike Keaton is good. Jack Nicholson plays the Joker and Kim Basinger is great as always. E-value: A-

"Batman II" with Mike Keaton and Danny DeVito is not good. The Penguin character is too pukimous to enjoy the movie. E-value: C-

"Batman III" with Val Kilmer is okay. The introduction of Robin doesn't help. E-value: B-

"Batman IV" with George Clooney and Arno is weak. Clooney was a total miscast. The intro of Batgirl and Clooney nearly killed this franchise. Arno, Drew Barrymore and Uma Thurman were good, but they couldn't save it. E-value: C-

"Batman: The Beginning" saved the franchise. It is good, but the fight scenes are cut-up too much. The IDIOT who started the tradition of shooting fight scenes up close and in half-second clips should be thrown in prison for life. Katie Holmes nearly killed this flick. She is too young and too stupid looking to be a serious actress. She should stick to bimbo roles. E-value: B+

"The Dark Knight" is the sixth installment of the Batman franchise. It is too dark, but it has lots of action. Katie Holmes was dumped which helped, but the gal who replaced her isn't much better. Keith Ledger's Joker was way too demented. Nolan needs to lighten up the villians. E-value: B (July 2008)

"Bedtime Stories" is an extremely SICKENING, BORING, RETARDED flick with adam morondler. Courtney Cox couldn't save it. Morondler-JERK needs to get a job cleaning toilets. He is NOT funny, talented or anything. Yuks! Get this guy out of Hollyweirdoland. Mankiewicz hated IT as all sane people will. E-value: ZERO (December 2008)

"Bee Movie" is a CORNY cartoon. It's not for children or adults. Seinfeld needs to retire or go back to TV. E-value: C- (November 2007)

"Beowulf" is a HORRID FLOP. Yet since it is filmed in the new animation technology it is worth seeing when it comes to cable. This new technology is the future of movies and TV. The only reason to see it on the big screen is if you see it in 3D. E-value: D (November 2007)

"Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" is a LOSER flick about crooks. Skip this WASTE of time. It is sick and terribly BORING. E-value: F- (October 2007)

“Beverly Hills Chihuahua” is a STUPID flick about a dog that sneaks across the border and ends up in Bev Hills. YUK! (2008)

"Blades of Glory" with Will "Dimwit Ferrell" is HORRID and SICKENING. Skip this assault on Adamkind at all costs. E-value: Zero (March 2007)

"The Blindside" with Sandra Bullock is a decent flick about a poor black football player. If you like football and cheering for the underdog this flick's for you. E-value: B+ (December 2009)

"Bolt" is a cartoon about a pooch who gets lost and tries to get back home. Haven't we seen this plot before? It may be okay for children. E-value: C (November 2008)

"Boogie Man: The Lee Atwater Story" is a fair documentary about a crooked politician who worked for the bush crime family. E-value: C Historical value: B

"The Book of Eli" is a post apocalypse flick about a guy (Denzel Washington) who thinks the last copy of the Bible can be used to help mankind rebuild. An evil mayor (Gary Oldham) wants the book to help him rule the world. The plot is okay. It might be worth watching to see how they treat the Infallible Holy Word of YAHWEH Elohim. E-value: C+ Truth value: Unknown

"The Bounty Hunter" with Jenny Anniston is a total FLOP.

"The Bourne Ultimatum" is the third in this spy-thriller series. It is packed with action and suspense. It's too fast-paced with too many chase scenes. If you like action flicks you should like it. E-value: B (August 2007)

"Bride Wars" with Ann Hathaway and Katie Hudson is a boring flick about weddings. Unless you are into weddings or Ann/Katie skip it. E-value: C-

"Brideshead Revisted" is an extremely BORING BOMB. Skip this DULLFEST. E-value: D- (July 2008)

"Bridge to Terabithia" is a kiddy fantasy flick. Stay clear of these fantasy flicks. E-value: D

"The Brothers Bloom" is an extremely DULL flick about two congoons. Skip this MEANINGLESS BOMB. E-value: D- (May 2009)

"Bug" is an extremely SLOW, BORING, TEDIOUS DISASTER about DIMWITS who live in a motel. Even Roeper hated it and said it was "irritatingly annoying." E-value: F (May 2007)

"Burma VJ" is a good documentary about the insanity in Burma in 200?. Historical value: A (May 2009)

"Capitalism: A Love Story" is an excellent expose by Michael Moore about the corrupt machinations of the top capitalist criminals in America. E-Value: A Historical value: A+ (September 2009)

"Cashback" is an extremely BORING, TEDIOUS, MEANINGLESS DUD about youngwits who have no redeeming qualities and who are extremely BORING noids. Skip this waste of time. E-value: D- (July 2007)

"Casino Jack " is

"Chaos Theory" is a HORRID DISASTER about a geek efficieny expert. Avoid this BOREFEST. E-value: D (April 2008)

"Chapter 27" is a super BORING DISASTER about Chapman who didn't shoot John Lennon. It's a CIA propaganda flick. Chapman didn't shoot Lennon, John Hinkley didn't shoot R. Wilson Reagan, Sirhan didn't shoot RFK, James Earl Ray didn't shoot MLK and Oswald didn't shoot JFK. The CIA, NSA, FBI and White House were behind all of those assassinations. Yes, George Herbert Walker Bush was behind the shooting of Reagan. The evil cabal was also behind the Waco slaughter of innocents, the OK City bombing and the 911 Inside Job! Yes, sheeple, there are lots of evil people in the government! E-value: D Historical value: F- (March 2008)

"Charlie Wilson's War" with Tom Hanks is a docudrama about a crazy Congressman who ramrodded the support of Usama bin Laden in his fight against the Soviets. It even shows the role the Mossad played in supporting Usama bin Laden. If you like flicks about DC corruption you will like this one. E-value: C Historical value: A (December 2007) Did Usama mastermind the 911 attack by himself or did he have help from the bush crime family or was he just the scapegoat for a bushka crime family inside job?

"Cherry Blossoms" is a TERRIBLE BOMB about olf people and their adult children. Skip this SINFULLY DEMENTED FLOP. E-value: F (January 2009)

"Chloe" is a perve flick. Skip this assault on decency. Even the critics hated it. E-value: Zero (March 2010)

"City Island" is a RETARDED non-comedy about four idiots in lust. Skip this CTASTROPHE. E-value: F- (March 2010)

"Civic Duty" is another bizarre flick about 911 paranoia. Skip this brainwashing flop. E-value: F (May 2007)

"Cloverfield" is a CORNY monster flick about a monster you rarely see. It is almost as HORRID as the old Godzilla flicks. E-value: D-

"Coco Before Chanel" is another bomb about the French fashion designer Coco Chanel. Who cares. E-value: D- (September 2009)

"Cold Souls" is about a company that takes a person's soul and stores it for the person. Unfortunately, criminals steal the souls and sell them on the blackmarket. The idea is good, but the execution was HORRID. E-value: D (August 2009)

"Confessions of a Shopaholic" is RETARDED, BORING, STUPID, IDIOTIC and YUK! Skip this DISASTER at all costs! E-value: F (February 2009)

"Cop Out" with Bruce Willis is another SLOPPY cop FLOP. It is the worst cop flop of 2010. Skip this DUD. E-value: D- (February 2010)

"Couples Retreat is one of the most RETARDED, IDIOTIC, UNFUNNY, POORLY acted and BORING FLOPPOS of the century. It is incredibly HORRID. The casting was DREADFUL, the acting was VOMITOUS, the dialogue was MORONIC and YUK! Skip this WASTE OF TIME. E-value: Zero (October 2009)

"The Crazies" is a HORRID remake of the 1973 FLOP. A mysterious toxin contaminates the water supply small town causing the people to go crazy. Skip this DULL killfest. E-value: F- (February 2010)

"Crazy Love" is a DISASTROUS BOMB about old farts. Unless you are in your eighties skip this VOMITOUS DEADFEST. E-value: F- (June 2007)

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" with Brad Pitt is a BORINGLY SLOW DUD. If you like agonizingly SLOW, TEDIOUS and BORING flicks this FLOP is for you. E-value: D (December 2008)

"Cyrus" is an extremely BORING low-budget non-comedy lust bomb. It is not funny, entertaining, educational - it is just DULL and BORING. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (June 2010)

"Dan in Real Life" with Steve Correll of the Daily Show is a bit too BORING and NUTTY. It's a non-funny lust triangle about LOSERS. Only you like to watch losers skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (October 2007)

"Date Night" with Steve Carell is a CORNY comedy about a bored Jersey couple that gets mistaken for a couple that was involved in a criminal conspiracy. The plot is RETARDED and so is this BOMB. Skip it. E-value: D (April 2010)

"Daybreakers" is another low-budget RETARDED vampire flick. Unless you are totally BRAIN-DEAD skip this CORNY BOMB. E-value: F-

"Dear John" is a SLOW, TEDIOUS, BORING BOMB about two lusters who are separated and write moronic letters to each other. The acting is HORRENDOUS, the dialogue is childish and there is nothing of value in this DISASTER. Skip this DEPRESSING FLOP. E-value: D- (February 2010)

"Death Race" is an extremely CORNY DISASTER that is POORLY written and acted. The cast had to have come from MISFITS INC. Avoid this LAME-BRAIN BOMB. E-value: F (August 2008)

"Deal" with Burt Reynolds is a DREADFUL BOMB. Burt looks like his surgeon was drunk when he cut his face and this DISASTER is almost as HORRID as "Zombie Strippers." This floppo will lose big bucks. E-value: F- (April 2008)

"December Boys" is a children's flick about orphans who take a holiday at the beach. They want to be adopted by the couple that lives nearby. Unless you are a child skip it. E-value: D (October 2007)

"Deception" is an extremely TIRESOME BOMB about BORING DIMS who chase women. Even Roeper and Mike Phillips understand it is a "terrible movie." Natasha Henstridge can't save this lust BOMB. Skip it. E-value: F (May 2008)

"Dinner for Schmucks" with Steve Carell is RETARDED. It is jusy HORRID. Steve needs a better agent. Skip this BOMBFEST. E-value: D- (July 2010)

"District 9" is an incredibly HORRID DISASTER. The plot is RETARDED and the acting is DREADFUL. It makes no sense. Yet as a satire on what the NWO Gang is doing today and plans to do in the future it is good. Substitute American patriots for the aliens and you have a good idea of what the NWO Gang plans to do to them in the near future. It is loaded with SE. E-value: C (August 2009)

"Disturbia" (April 2007)

"Duplicity" is another BORING DUD about a sex-crazed morons. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: D (March 2009)

"An Education"

"End Game" is an excellent documentary that proves the New World Order Gang is working triple overtime to murder 80 to 95 percent of the people on Earth! Alex Jones lifts the veil that the establishment media of the New World Order Gang has placed over the eyes and ears of the American people, and lets you see the shocking truth of what terracide is all about! This is another must see film by the greatest documentary filmmaker of the 21st Century. E-value: A+ Historical value: A+ For the truth about the NWO Gang's conspiracy to form a world dictatorship go to these sites - www.prisonplanet.com - www.infowars.com - www.freeworldalliance.com - www.freeworldfilmworks.com

"Enemey of the State" is an excellent drama about the power of the NSA. Gene Hackman, Will Smith and Jon Voight were superb as always. If you want to know what the NSA and the other US Corp. alphabet agencies can do and do every day, watch this film. Everything in this film is real and Big Brother grows bigger and stronger every day. Since 911 the US Corp. has magnified its power 100-fold. E-value: A+ Historical value: A+ (November 1998)

“Eagle Eye” is another non-action DULLER about an idiot spook who can’t believe what’s happening. E-value: D

"Eagle vs. Shark" is a CORNY lust bomb about two homely, dim-witted people who want each other. Unless you're homely, dimwitted and lonely skip this BOREFEST. E-value: D (July 2007)

"Earth" is an excellent documentary about the planet we all live on. E-value: A+ (April 2009)

"Elizabeth: The Golden Age" is a BORING drama about Liz I. Unless you love BORING dramas about BORING people skip it. E-value: D (October 2007)

"Enchanted" is a SICKENING FLOP about a cartoon character (Amie Adams) that ends up in the Big Apple after being tossed into a well. A few other cartoon characters follow her. It's a bit too fruity. Skip this DUD. E-value: C- (November 2007)

"Escape from LA" is not as good as the first Russell escape flick, but the message is very good. Cliff Robertson plays a egomaniacal president who moves the capitol from DC to Lynchburg (his home town). He is a religious nutcase who does not allow smoking, drinking and sex outside of marriage. It shows what would happen if a religious psycho like Jerry Falldown, Pat Robberson, Jimmy Swinehardt, Benny Sinn, Kenny Hoppin, John Hagin, Jack Wimpe, Hal Looney, Timmy LaNut, Chuck Smithson, Dave Shunt, Noah Stichings, Ernnie Angels, Pete Poopoff ever gained control of America. E-value: C- Truth value: A (August 1996)

"Escape from New York" is a decent action flick with Kurt Russell who is hired to rescue the White House squatter who survives a hijacking of AF One in an escape pod. He lands in New York City which had previously been turned in a prison. It's better than "Escape from LA" but it is still a bit corny. E-value: C (July 1981)

"Escapist"

"Evan Almighty" is a POORLY written flick that has no rhyme or reason. The acting is so-so, but the plot and dialogue is so awful it's a total FLOP. This DUD spin-off of "Bruce Almighty" is not funny or entertaining. Roeper correctly noted that it is one of the worst flicks of the year. E-value: D (June 2007)

"Even Money" with Kim Basinger is a flick about a novelist (Kim) who gets hooked on gambling. It's a bit boring, but if you like Kim you might like it. E-value: C (May 2007)

"Evening" is an extremely BORING FLOP about losers who have no lives and no hope of getting a life. Merle Streep stinks up the screen as always. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: D (July 2007)

"The Ex" is another BORING BOMB about BORING characters who have no life like most of the sheeple in America. The wheelchair character is far too obnoxious. What is Peet doing in this DISASTER? Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: D- (May 2007)

"The Extra Man" with Kevin Kline is a TERRIBLE flick about a failed writer. Skip this very BORING DISASTER. Kevin is good, but the flick is bad. E-value: D (July 2010)

"Factory Girl" is another lame flick about a working female. E-value: D-

"Fahrenheit 911" is an excellent documentary about the sick and perverted White House squatter, baby bushka. Historical value: A+

“The Fall” is an incredibly BORING FLOP. Skip it at all costs. E-value: D

"Fast & Furious" is a total CATASTROPHE. This endless car chase cartoonish flick is so BORING it will put you to sleep quicker than a bottle of sleeping pills. Skip it. E-value: F- (March 2009)

"Filth and Wisdom" is a MORONIC BOMB about a British IDIOT. Who came up with this INSANE FLOP? E-value: F- (2008)

"Flawless" is a BORING period piece about an employee (Mike Caine) who plots to steal diamonds. Skip this FLOP. E-value: C- (March 2008)

"Firehouse Dog" is a sweet flick about a dog and firemen. It has a couple bad scenes. E-value: C- (April 2007)

"Flash of Genius"

"Food, Inc." is an excellent documentary about the corrupt food industry. Watch it and then do the right thing -- become a vegetarian. Eating meat is suicidal. E-value: A+ Documentary value: A+ (June 2009)

"Forbidden Kingdom" with the great Jackie Chan is another martial arts flick set in ancient China. If you like Chanflicks or fightflicks you will like it. E-value: B- (April 2008)

“Forever Strong” is another kiddie flick about teen-bimbo rugby goons. It is so BORING and DREADFUL it is HORRID. E-value: D-

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is a DREADFUL BOMB about lust-crazed nitwits. The acting is PUKE! The dialog is VOMIT! The plot is NON-EXISTENT! Unless you are a sex-crazed ZOMBIE you will hate this DUDFEST. Skip this FLOPFEST at all costs! E-value: F- (April 2008)

"Fracture" with Anthony Hopkins is a let down. This murder non-thriller about a corrupt prosecutor who tries to convict and innocent man of attempted murder of his wife does not deliver. E-value: D+ (April 2007)

"Fred Claus" with Vince Vaughn is an extremely BORING DISASTER that has LOSER non-actors. Fred is the brother of Santa. It's a total WASTE of time and money. Skip this FLOP. E-value: D- (November 2007)

"From Paris with Love" is a CORNY flick about a psycho cop (Travolta) chasing the bad guys. He over acts as always and there is too much violence. It is very STUPID and silly. Skip this killfest. E-value: D (February 2010)

"Frozen"

"Funny People" with Adam Sandler is a BORING DISASTER. Adam plays himself and is not funny as always. The rest of the cast is HORRID also. E-value: D- (July 2009)

"G Force" is an idiotic flick about hampster spies. It is extremely corny and not entertaining. It is not funny and FLAT. E-value: C- (July 2009)

"Gentleman Broncos" is a RETARDED Sci-fi FLOPPO. Skip this POORLY written, directed, acted CATASTROPHE. E-value: F (October 2009)

"Georgia Rule" with Jane "Hanoi" Fonda and the drug addict/alcoholic twit Lohan, is another femikazi FLOP. Even Roeper didn't care for it. E-value: F (May 2007)

"Get Smart" with Steve Correll is good, but his Maxwell Smart is much different than Don Yarmey's. Ann Hathaway plays 99 perfectly. If you like the TV show and the previous movies you should like this one. E-value: B (2008)

"Ghost Town"

"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" is an extremely DULL BOMB about a guy who is visited by ghosts. This is so HORRIDLY BORING you will not want to watch it. Even Ben Mankiewicz, Ben Lyons and Jeff Lyons did not like it. E-value: D- (May 2009)

"Gigantic" is a bit boring. Skip it. E-value: C- (March 2009)

"The Golden Compass" with Nicky Kidman is a mysteriously nutty flick about a secret society that kidnaps children for fantasy world adventures. It might be okay for children, but it's a bit boring. Look for a few more in this franchise. E-value: C- (December 2007)

"Gone Baby Gone" is a HORRID cop flick. Skip this BOMB. E-value: D-

"Good Luck Chuck" is a meaningless romantic comedy about an idiot who fails with women every time. Even Roeper hated this BOMB. Avoid this BORING DISASTER at all costs. E-value: F (September 2007)

"Goya's Ghosts" is a period piece about the Roman Catholic Inquisition. It would be good to watch to see how evil the RCC was. It still is just as evil, but they have covered up most of their evil deeds. E-value: D Historic value: C

"Grace Is Gone" is a sad flick about a father who loses his wife in the Rottenfeller/Rottenshield Iraq scam. He has a difficult time telling his daughters. E-value: Sad Docudrama value: A (December 2007)

"Gracie" is an extremely BORING FLOP about a teenage twit who wants to be a soccer star. Unless you are into teen-twits or soccer skip this DUD. E-value: D (June 2007)

"Gran Torino" with Clint Eastwood is about a retired man angry with the world. This is Harry Callahan in retirement. It may be his last. E-value: C (December 2008)

"Gray Matters" is a total waste of time. Skip this super-BORING lust bomb. Heather Graham made a bad choice and Molly Shannon stinks up the screen as always. Get a job Molly. Flip burgers. Even Roeper hated it. E-value: F

"Greatest Story Ever Told" with Max Von Sydow, John Wayne, Charlton Heston, Jose Ferrer, Claude Rains, Ed Wynn, Donald Pleasance, Martin Landau, Sidney Poitier, Telly Savalas, Victor Bono, Roddy McDowall, David McCallum, Pat Boone, Sal Mineo, Shelley Winters, Dorothy McGuire, Angela Lansbury and many more is the second greatest movie ever made. If you want to watch a movie about the life of Yahshua Immanuel Yahweh of Nazareth, watch this one and then watch "King of Kings." Entertainment value: A+ Spiritual value: A+ (February 1965)

"Grey Gardens" with Drew Barrymore is a docudrama about a mother and daughter who end up living in total squalor. It's boring, but Drew was great. E-value: B- (April 2009)

"Grindhouse" with Kurt Russell is a sick Tarentino flick loaded with violence. Skip this DISASTER. Watch "Kill Bill" instead. E-value: F (April 2007)

"Grown Ups" is another adam sandler BORING FLOPPO. sandler is BORING and NOT funny as always. The rest of this deadhead cast - davie spade, kevin james and rob schneider - are just as repulsivating and unfunny as sandler. This BOMB of BOMBS is HORRID! Who came up with the RETARDED plot? Unless you have an IQ of 70 and you are a hollyweirdo zombie skip this INSULTING attack on mankind. E-value: Zero (June 2010)

"Hairspray" with John Travolta is a CORNY BOREFEST. This remake is so HORRID it will make you toss your googies. Travolta finally found is niche playing a fat woman. That is what he should play from now on. He is a DREADFUL male actor, but a great female actor. Musicals went out in the '60s and they should remain dead forever. What's with all the FATNOIDS? E-value: F (July 2007)

"Hancock" with Will "Agent J" Smith is good, but the plot is corny. The character (Hancock) has too many problems for a super-hero. It would have been a much better flick if the plot was solid and the character was not so messed up. E-value: B- (July 2008)

"Hangover" is a RETARDED flick with mock-actors. Skip this fiendishly REPULSIVE assault on sanity. E-value: F- (June 2009)

"Hanna Montana: The Movie" is a MORONIC kiddie flick about a RETARDED teeniefembopper who is as REPULSIVE as she is STUPID. Unless you are a teeniebophead skip this FLOP. E-value: D- (April 2009)

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" is just as CORNY as the previous BOMBS. This series of CHILDISH flicks glorifies demonism and it is just one more brainwashing tool that the New World Order Gang is using to prepare the unwashed masses for their future New World Order which will be a demonic dictatorship. Demon possession will be ubiquitous. E-value: D (July 2007)

"The Heartbreak Kid" is a remake of a movie that should have been forgotten. Jerry Stiller and his son play dims in this CATASTROPHE. This TEDIOUS NIGHTMARE is another BORING DISASTER that has the DREADFUL noise of the spice femsbots in it. YUCK! Skip this meaningless FLOP that insults Adamkind. Even Roeper said it was "horrible." E-value: Zero (October 2007)

"He's Just not Into You" with Drew Barrymore is another lust BOMB about RETARDS who have no concept of reality. Ben Afleck is BORING and Jenny Anniston is extremely DULL and lifeless as always. Even Drew can't save it. Skip this meaningless FLOP. D- (February 2009)

"Hitman" is another kill everyone DISASTER about a murderer for hire. Skip this killfest. E-value: F- (December 2007)

"The Hoax" is a flick about a con-artist, Clifford Irving, who claims he's in contact reclusive billionaire, Howard Hughs. It's a bit slow, but if you like Gere you might like it. E-value: C (April 2007)

"Hot Fuzz" is a nutty British flick about Bobbies. It's geared for Brits and Timothy Dalton has a bit part in it. Unless you like Britflicks skip it. E-value: C (April 2007)

"Hot Rod" is a super LAME FLOP about a MORON who wants to be another Evel Knievel. Skip this COLOSSAL DISASTER at all costs. E-value: F (August 2007)

"Hot Tub Time Machine" is a RETARDED non-comedy DISASTER. Skip this FLOPPO at all costs.

"How to Train Your Dragon" is a kiddie cartoon. E-value: C (March 2010)

"The Hurt Locker" is a docudrama about US Corp. soldiers in Iraq who defuse bombs. It is just another New World Order Gang propaganda flick. Skip it. E-value: C Historical value: D- (June 2009)

"I Am Legend" with Will "AJ" Smith is a remake of "Omega Man" with Chuck Heston. Both flicks are good. One normal man is stranded in New York with hundreds of mutant people who only come out at night. And they try to kill him. E-value: B (December 2007)

"I Am Number Four"

"I Hate Valentine's Day" is a DREADFULLY BORING BOMB about a MORON dizzy fembot is likes to date and not get into a serious relationship. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: C- (July 2009)

"I Love You, Man" is an extremely BORING FLOP about an IDIOT who is about to get hitched. The only highlight is Luo Ferrigno and Jamie Presley. Skip it. E-value: D (March 2009)

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" is one of the most OBNOXIOUS politically correct PUKEFESTS ever. This BORING assault on Adamkind is TEDIOUS, STUPID, MORONIC, TIRESOME and BORINGLY BORING. Adam Sandler can't act, never could act and never will act. Who puts up money for that non-funny BORE? Even Roeper said it isn't funny or entertaining. E-value: ABSOLUTE ZERO (July 2007)

"I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" is a HORRENDOUS DISASTER about a fat LOSER who tries to get a woman. He ends up with Sarah Silverman. E-value: D- (October 2007)

"Ice Age, Dawn of the Dinosaurs" is an uninspiring cartoon for children. E-value: C- (July 2009)

"I'm Not There" is one of the most HORRENDOUS DISASTERS of the year. It is super-slow, boring, tedious and yuck! Avoid this assault on Adamkind. E-value: F

"In the Land of Women" with Meg Ryan is another TIRED lust BOMB that should be avoided unless you like mushy lust bombs. E-value: D (April 2007)

"In the Loop" is a good docudrama satire about the conspiracy by george w. bushka and tony blair to create false evidence to justify their invasion of Iraq. This is a must see film. E-value A Historical value: A+ (August 2009)

"Inception" is an espionage flick about dreaming. It is a so-so flick but it has lots of special effects. The acting is good, but the plot is too plain. E-value: B- (July 2010)

"Indiana Jones I" (Raiders of the Lost Ark) is a good adventure flick. Harrison Ford is good as well as Karen Allen. E-value: A-

"Indiana Jones II" is not as good as the first. Kate Capshaw is lacking and so is the script. E-value: C+

"Indiana Jones III" is the best of the lot. Sean Connery takes it up several notches. E-value: A-

"Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull" is the worst of the franchise. If you like the previous ones you should like this one, but it is lacking in all aspects. E-value: C- (2008)

"Informant" is a so-so flick about a corporate whistleblower. E-value: C (September 2009)

"The Informers" with Kim Basinger is an extremely disjointed and depressing FLOP about life in Los Angeles in the 1980s. Kim is excellent as always but this DUD doesn't have it. The rest of the cast are as empty as the characters. Skip this BOMB. E-value: D- (April 2009)

"Inkheart" with Brendan Frasier is a nutty flick about a father who makes characters come alive when he reads aloud. If you like fairy tales and Brendan you might like it. E-value: C (Hanuary 2009)

"The International" is a conspiracy thriller about evil bankers involved in money laundering, drug dealing and assassinations. It is very good and shows what the international banksters are doing. The rottenshield/rottenfeller crime families are these evil banksters. It is worth seeing to learn what the banksters do every day. E-value: A Historical value: A (February 2009)

"Interview" is an extremely TIRESOME and BORING BUST about a starlet who wants to be a star. As Roeper said it is "incredibly exhausting." Skip this DISASTER. E-value: F (July 2007)

"Into the Wild" is an adventure flick about a college boy who seeks thrills in the wild. Unless you like wildlife and a bit of action skip it. It's a bit boring. E-value: C- (September 2007)

"Introducing the Dwights" is another extremely BORING DISASTER about a single mother. How BORING. It is too SLOW too TEDIOUS and too FRUSTRATING. Skip this total FLOP. E-value: F

"The Invention of Lying" is an extremely DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS DISASTER about a sad-sack loser who attracts a decent looking woman. Skip this SUPER-FLOPPO. E-value: D- (October 2009)

"Iron Man" with Bobby Downey Jr. is a decent super-hero flick. It has plenty of action. E-value: B (2008)

"Iron Man 2" is about the same as the first, but the cast is all wrong. It also plays up the ego of Iron Man and Downey which hurts the flick. E-value: B- (May 2010)

"Is Anybody There?" with Michael Cain is an interesting flick about an old magician and a young boy. E-value: B (April 2009)

"It's Complicated" with Alec Baldwin, Meryl Streep and Steve Martin is one of the most SICKEING, VULGAR, OBSCENE, VOMITOUS, BORING, TEDIOUS, PSYCHO-BABBLE CATASTROPHE of all time. Baldwin is PUTIMOUS as always and Streep is overly VOMITOUS. Martin should have just said no! Skip this TERROR NIGHTMARE at all costs. Watching it could cause serious psychological damage. This will be one of the worst FLOPS ever made! E-value: ABSOLUTE ZERO! (December 2009)

"The Jane Austen Book Club" is an extremely RETARDED FLOP about a bunch of fembot losers. Unless you are a fembot loser skip this CATASTROPHE! E-value: F- (October 2007)

"Jimmy Carter: Man from Plains" is a decent documentary about Jimmy's work after leaving the White House. It's a good promo piece for the NWO peanut farmer. E-value: C+ (November 2007)

"The Jonseses" with smartass Duchovnut and Demi Moore is one of the most vulgar assaults on Adamkind this year. Avoid this poorly written and acted FLOP at all costs. E-value: F- (April 2010)

"Julie & Julia" is a DREADFUL BOMB about Julia Childs and a young airhead who wants to be a good cook ike Julia. Who cares. Unless you are madly in lust with Childs or Streep skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (August 2009)

"Juno" is a BORING DISASTER that is ANNOYING and SICKENING. A teen-brat gets pregnant. The girl who plays the young teen is 20. It works because she is 4' 10" and young looking. Skip this HORRID BOREFEST. E-value: D- (November 2007)

"Karate Kid" with Jackie Chan is a typical remake. If you like Chan you will like it. E-value: C (June 2010)

"Kick-Ass" is one of the CORNIEST BOMBS of all time. The plot is so RETARDED one must be RETARDED to buy it. There is no acting in this STINK BOMB and the dialogue is VOMITOUS. This DISASTER is so HORRID one must be dead to enjoy it. E-value: Zero (April 2010)

"The Kids are all Right" is a HORRIBLE non-comedy about the most dysfunctional family in the world. It is very sick and perverse and BORING. E-value: F- (June 2010)

"Kill Bill I & II" are excellent flicks. They are the best work of Quentin Tarantino. Uma Thurman is great as always. If you like heavy melo-dramas these flicks are for you. E-value: B+

"The Killer Within Me" is an extremely sick and perverse flick about a smalltown sheriff who is a serial murderer. This flick stinks but it shows you what most sheriffs and police officers in America are like now. Stay as far away from police as possible. They are trained to kill and they enjoy it. Virtually all police forces in America do not recruit police who have an IQ over 100. They want very stupid men and women who will do exactly what they are told and who will kill for no reason. E-value: F- (June 2010)

"King of Kings" with Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan, Rip Torn, Harry Guardino and Siobhan McKenna is the best movie ever made. If you want to watch a movie about the life of Yahshua Immanuel Yahweh of Nazareth, watch this one and then watch "The Greatest Story Ever Told." E-value: A+ Spiritual value: A+ (October 1961)

"King Kong" with Naomi Watts is an excellent remake. Naomi and the monkey carried the film. Jack Black needs 10 more years of acting experience. If you like the story of King Kong you will like this one. E-value: B+ (2005)

"King of California" with Mike Douglas is a BORING BOMB about an old geezer (Douglas) who searches for hidden treasure in California. Skip this FLOP. E-value: D- (September 2007)

"Knight and Day" is another Tom Cruise FLOP. This unfunny non-action DISASTER is BORING. Skip it. E-value: D (June 2010)

"Knocked Up" is a TIRED FLOP about a dizzy-head who gets pregnant. How exciting. The dialog is TEDIOUS and the chubby guy is a real LOSER. Skip this DUD. E-value: D- (June 2007)

"Knowing" with Nicky Cage could have been a great flick, but the script is weak. Cage is okay, but the plot is just corny. Skip this DUD. E-value: C- (March 2009)

"L' Iceberg" is a NUTTY Belgium flick about a NUTTY femnut. It's a bit too NUTTY to enjoy. Skip it. E-value: D (June 2007)

"Lake City" is an extremely BORING FLOP about losers and drugs. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: F (November 2008)

"Land of the Lost" is worse than the childish TV show. Farrell is SICKENINGLY HORRID as always and there is nothing funny in this CATASTROPHE. Avoid this YUKFEST at all costs. E-value: F (June 2009)

"Lars and the Real Girl" is a MORONIC FLOP about an IDIOT who is in lust with a doll. It is HORRIBLY BORING and RETARDED. E-value: F- (October 2007)

"The Last Airbender" is a teenie-bopper 3D flick about teenage magicians who bend air, water and fire. The plot, dialogue and acting is dreadful, but the SE are good. E-value: C (June 2010)

"Leatherheads" is a period piece about the early years of pro-football (circa 1925). Clooney is poor as always and Zellwigger is HORRID as always. Avoid this miscast BOREFEST. E-value: D (April 2008)

"Leonard Part 6" with Bill Cosby is TOTAL FLOP. It is not funny, entertaining or anything. Avoid this COLOSSAL BOMB at all costs. This SUPER-DUD pulled in a whopping $4.6 million. E-value: F- (December 1987)

"The Life Before Her Eyes" is a flashback deathfest a woman who deals with a tragic past. Uma should have skipped this one. She is great as always, but this FLOP is a DUD. E-value: D

"The Lightning Thief" is a corny flick about a teenie-bopper who fights "gods." These nutty flicks will never end. Skip it. E-value: C- (February 2010)

"Lions for Lambs" is a POOR flick that attacks the bushka crime family. The casting is poor and so is the story. It's a shame most libs can't create a good story. Strip stinks up the screen as always and Cruise is as tense as always. All rational beings can't watch Strip for five seconds without wanting to race to the head to toss their googies. If you are not rational and you like BORING lib-flicks this FLOPO is for you. E-value: D (November 2007)

"Live Free or Die Hard" is the fourth of the Bruce Willis "Die Hard" series. They are okay for bloodthirsty freaks, but not for the average man. It is a poor man's James Bond flick. E-value: C (July 2007)

"The Lodger" is a BORING murder flick that is HORRID. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (January 2009)

"Lonely Hearts" with John Travolta is a BORING period piece about a woman's man and a murder. Skip this FLOP. E-value: F (April 2007)

"The Lookout" is an extremely BORING CATASTROPHE about SUPER-LOSERS who have no life. Skip this total waste of time. E-value: F (2007)

"The Losers" is a CORNY FLOP about losers. The cast is worse than the FLOPPO. It is so comical and absurd it will turn your brain into mush. Avoid this DUD at all costs unless you want a frontal lobotomy. E-value: F- (April 2010)

"Lost in Space" was a disappointing big screen adaptation of the old TV show. The casting was horrid except for the boy who played Will and Mimi Rogers. There won't be another remake for 20 years or more. E-value: C

"Love Guru" with the MORON from SNL is DREADFULLY HORRIBLE. This BOMBASTIC CATASTROPHE is worse than his other BOMBS. The IDIOT MORONS who pay to watch his DISASTER need psychological help. YUK! Barf Bag time! E-value: ZERO (2008)

"Love N' Dancing" is an extremely BORING, DULL, SLOW and MONOTENOUS flick about dancing. Skip this "waste of time" FLOPPO. Even Ben Mankiewicz and Ben Lyons didn't like it. E-value: D (May 2009)

"Mad Money" with Diane Hall is not funny nor is it entertaining. Skip it. E-value: F (2008)

"Made of Honor" is an extremely BORING FLOPFEST about a good-looking female who can't get a husband. Even Roeper and Phillips didn't like it. Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: D (May 2008)

"Mamma Mia!" is a DREADFUL musical that is HORRID. What was James Bond doing in this DISASTER? And why was he singing? E-value: F (2008)

"Marely and Me" with Owen Wilson and the ex-Mrs. Pitt is incredibly BORING and MEANINGLESS. Wilson is SICKENING as always and Jenny is BORING and one-dimensional as always. Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: F (December 2008)

"Margot at the Wedding" is an extremely BORING DUD. Nicky Kidman can't save it. Skip this BOREFEST. Even Roeper didn't like it. E-value: D- (November 2007)

"Marmaduke" is the movie version of the cartoon strip. It might be okay for young children. E-value: C- (June 2010)

"Martian Child" with the Cusack siblings is a very BORING DUD about a boy who thinks he is from Mars. Joan is anorexic. She needs help. Skip this FLOPO. E-value: D (November 2007)

"Max Payne" with Marky Mark is a goofey DUD about a renegade cop who uncovers a conspiracy where people are fed a drug that turns them into assassins. It also has winged demon creatures in it. It is based on a MORONIC video game. Even Ben Mankiewicz realized it is "terrible" and he hated it. Skip this nutty BOMB. It should be one of the worst flicks of the year. E-value: D- (October 2008)

"Men in Black" is one of the best movies of all time and the top Comic-Hero movie and Sci-Fi film of all time, blowing away the childish Star Wars and the Star Trek flicks. This is a movie you can watch hundreds of times and enjoy it every time. (The target buildings of the 911 attack were put in this movie and the day of the attack is in "Enemy of the State." I have not found what movie the year was put in. E-value: A+ (July 1997)

"Men in Black II" is almost as good as the first and far better than the Star Wars and Star Trek flicks. You can watch it hundreds of times and enjoy every pico-second. There should be a dozen more in this franchise. Look for Men in Black III to be released May 2012. Enjoy them as often as possible. E-value A+ (July 2002)

"The Merry Gentlemen" is a very SLOW flick about a hitman. E-value: D (Mat 2009)

"Meet the Robinsons" is a cute cartoon flick. The children should like it. E-value: C (March 2007)

"Michael Clayton" with George Clooney is just another BORING BOMB about loser lawyers. Skip this total FLOP. E-value: D-

"The Mist" is a cheap rip-off of "The Fog." It is BORING and very SLOW. If you liked "The Fog" you might like this BOMB. The ending is predictable. This Stevie King story is dim-witted. E-value: D (November 2007)

"Monsters vs. Aliens 3D" is a decent catoon. It's geared for pre-teens. E-value: C+ (March 2009)

"Moon" is a retarded flick about a idiot who has amnesia on the Moon. Yikes. Skip this low-budget BOMB is BORING, SLOW, TEDIOUS and a rip-off on 2001. E-value: D (June 2009)

"The Mummy: Tomb of the Emperor Dragon" is the worst of the Mummy flicks. Brendan Frasier needs to bail out of this non-franchise. E-value: D- (2008)

"Mr. Bean's Holiday"

"Mr. Brooks" with Kevin Costner is a bit boring and not that entertaining. Unless you like Kevie skip it. E-value: C-

"Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" with Dustin Hoffman is another DUDFEST. Roeper gave it a thumbs down. It's nutty and idiotic. Unless you like nutzy flicks skip this. E-value: D (November 2007)

"Music & Lyrics" with Drew Barrymore is a bit ditsy. If you like ditsy love stories you might like this one. E-value: D+

"Music Within" is a sad story about a Vietnam vet who has a hearing problem due to his time in Nam. He became s an activist for disabled vets. It's a heart-tugger. E-value: C Historical value: B (October 2007)

"My Best Friend" is a SICKENING French (subtitle) CATASTROPHE about a MORON who has no friends. Skip this AWFUL BOMB at all costs! Listening to Frenchies speak their VOMITOUS accent is a fate worse than HELL! Aaaaugh! The next time you orders fries order American fries. E-value: ZERO (July 2007)

"My Blueberry Nights" is a DREADFULLY HORRID BOMB about a nitwit who drifts around gambling. Avoid this FLOPFEST. Even Roeper hated it. E-value: F- (April 2008)

"My Kid Could Paint That" is an extremely BORING CATASTROPHE about a girl who paints like a child. They claim this documentary is for real. If it is people who buy "abstract" "art" are RETARDED. E-value: F- (October 2007)

"My Life in Ruins" is a DREADFUL DISASTER that is BORING! Avoid this BOMBFEST at all costs. E-value: F (June 2009)

"My Name Is Nobody" with Henry Fonda and Terence Hill (of "Trinity" fame) is the best Western ever made, the best non-Bible movie ever made and the fourth best movie of all time. The best movie is "King of Kings," number two is "The Greatest Story Ever Told," and the third best is "Peter and Paul" with Anthony Hopkins. It is high on traditional values and morals, loaded with comedy and melodrama. Henry perfectly plays the role of a great gunfighter (Jack Beauregard) who wants to retire, and Terence plays the role of the hero worshipper (Nobody) to a tee. There are no depictions of the dark-side of the West except greed. The scene where Jack Beauregard makes a name for himself is spectacular. It was filmed using dynamite. If you want to see a Western that you will remember for a lifetime -- this is the one. The dialogue is clean with only a "b_tch" and a "b_stard" in it. The music is soul-stirring and the scenery is spectacular. The reading of the letter by Henry at the end is the greatest sermon in Western movie history. The story about the little birdie is the theme of this incredible movie. It is a must see for children and adults. E-value: O+ (1973) "I told you, your life was hanging by a thread."

"My Sister's Keeper" is a poor flick about a little girl who is dying and her sister who does not want to donate organs to help her sick sister live. Diaz overacts and the Baldwin character is out of place. Skip this DUD. It's extremely sad. E-value: D (June 2009)

"The Namesake" is a BORING FLOP about a dimwitted family. Skip this poorly acted DISASTER. E-value: D- (March 2007)

"The Nanny Diaries" is a retarded FLOP about a nanny who is a dimwit. It is a rip-off of the "Devil Wears Prada" story. E-value: D (????)

"National Treasure" with Nick Coppola is interesting although it is a fantasy. It's a bit boring, but if you like adventure mysteries you should like it. E-value: C+

"National Treasure: Book of Secrets" with Nick Coppola is a good sequel. If you like the first one you will like this one. E-value: B- (December 21.07)

"New in Town" is a BORING BOMB about a femnut and a nut. Skip this BOREFEST. (January 2009)

“Nights in Rodanthe” with Dickie Gere and Diane Lane is an extremely BORING BOMB about a guy and gal waiting for a hurricane to strike in North Carolina. Yuk! Skip this BOREFEST. Even Ben Mankiewicz didn’t like it. E-value: F

"Nim's Island" with Jodie Foster is a bit SLOW and BORING. It's a clone of Swiss Family Robinson and not nearly as good. It may be okay for children. E-value: C- (April 2008)

"No Country for Old Men" is a very intense flick about a violent psycho who kills people in an attempt to get his drug money back that a country boy stumbled across. Tommy Lee Jones plays the sheriff. If you like movies about mindless violence you should like this one. E-value: D- (November 2007)

"No End in Sight" is an excellent documentary proving that the reason for the second Iraq War was bogus and the war was prosecuted in an incompetent manner. This is a must see film. Historical value: A+ (July 2007)

"No Reservations" with Kathy Douglas is another BORING BOMB about a female chef that is lonely and searching for a self-centered bore to take advantage of her. She gets her wish and they live hatefully ever after. E-value: D (July 2007)

"Nothing but the Truth" is a good docudrama exposing the crimes of the bush Crime Family. E-value: B Historical value: A (December 2008)

"Number 23" with Jim Carey is an odd flick about a crazy nut who is obsessed with the number 23. That idiocy was popularized by the late Bob Anton Wilson. If you're into Wilson or freaky numerology nonsense you might like it. E-value: C+

"Observe and Report" is an extremely RETARDED BOMB about a STUPID-LLOKING, RETARDED security guard at a shopping mall who is a total IDIOT. Who came up with this idea? It is NOT funny and very offensive. E-value: F- (April 2009)

"Oceans" is an excellent documentary about the oceans of planet Earth. E-Value: A (April 2010)

"Ocean's Thirteen" is as PITIFUL as the first one. Unless you worship the non-actors in this BOMB skip it. E-value: D- (June 2007)

"Omega Man" with Chuck Heston is a good flick about a normal man (Heston) who is stranded in New York with hundreds of mutant people who come out only at night and try to kill him. E-value: B

"Once" is a low-budget ($160K) Irish flick about a BORING weekend featuring a street noise-maker who wants to cut a record. E-value: D (May 2007)

"Once Upon a Time in the West" is the second best Western ever made, just behind "My Name is Nobody." Sergio Leone wrote and directed these masterpieces. It features an all-star cast - Henry Fonda, Jason Robards, Charles Bronson and Claudia Cardinale. The cinematography (Tonino Delli Colli) is spectacualr and the score (Ennio Morricone) is out of this world. E-value: A+ (December 1968)

"Ondine" is a nutty flick about a fisherman who finds a female in his net. And she isn't a mermaid. It is extremely BORING. E-value: D (June 2010)

"The Other Guys with Will Farrell is HORRID. Every film he has been in has been a TOTAL BOMB and this may be the worst. It is NOT funny and not entertaining. The dialogue is STUPID and the acting is CHILDISH. The action scenes are so CORNY even children will laugh at them. Skip this COLOSSAL DISASTER at all costs! E-value: Zero (August 2010)

"Paper Heart" is a CORNY FLOP about two nuts in lust. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: F (August 2009)

"Paris Je T' aime" is an extremely DREADFUL DISASTER about American IDIOTS in Paris looking for lust. Nat Portman is HORRID along with everyone else in this BOREFEST. Skip this BLAFEST at all costs. E-value: F (June 2007)

"The Passion" directed by Mel Gibson is a Roman Catholic Church version of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. It has a few things in it which are not Biblical. As a Protestant I cannot recommend it. E-value: F Historical value: C

"A Perfect Getaway" with Milla Jovovich is a so-so murder thriller, but the first hour is very slow. Milla is great as always, but the rest of the cast is weak. E-value: C (August 2009)

"Peter and Paul" with Anthony Hopkins, Robert Foxworth, Eddie Albert, Raymond Burr, Jose Ferrer and Herbert Lom is the third best movie ever made. It is inspirational and somewhat accurate. Peter never visited Roma and he was martyred in Babylon. Paulos was released and went to England to preach the Gospel. He is buried on Ludgate Hill. E-value: A+ Spiritual value A+ (1981)

"Perfect Stranger" with Bruce Willis is a bit BORING and extremely SICKENING. If you are sane skip this FLOP. Even Roeper predicts this DUD will be one of the ten worst films of 2007. E-value: F (April 2007)

"Pirates of the Caribbean" with John Depp is another BORING pirate flick. It doesn't make sense and it's hard to follow. It's a POOR comedy and a dreadful drama. Skip this BOREFEST unless you like BORING flicks. E-value: D

"The Princess Bride" with Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Robin Wright, Andrea the Giant, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, Christopher Guest, Peter Falk, Fred Savage, Peter Cook, Mel Smith, Billy Crystal and Carol Kane, is the best of Rob "Meathead" Reiner's numerous films. It has a superb cast, excellent script, soul-stirring music and it is very well-performed. It is a movie you can watch dozens of times and enjoy. E-value: A+ (September 1987)

"A Prophet"

"The Proposal" is another nutty implausible lust BOMB with Sandra Bullock. Sandy is okay, but the flick is BORING. E-value: C- (June 2008)

"PS: I Love You" is an extremely BORING lust BOMB with Hilly Swank. Skip this FLOPO. E-value: D

"Public Enemies" is another flick that glorfies crime. It is about the hunt for John Dillinger by Melvin Purvis. It has numerous inaccuracies and it is too violent. E-value: C- Historical value: D (July 2009)

"Race to Witch Mountain" is a HORRID remake. The acting is AWFUL, the script is RETARDED, the plot is PITIFUL and the SEs are few and far between and DREADFULLY CHEAP. Skip this FLOPPO. Even Ben Mankiewicz, Ben Lyons and Jeff Lyons hated it. E-value: D (March 2009)

"Rachel Getting Married" is a TERRIBLE FLOP. Anne Hathaway couldn't save this DUD. Skip it unless you love to watch Anne. E-value: D (December 2008)

"Raiders of the Lost Ark" is a good adventure flick. Harrison Ford is good as well as Karen Allen. E-value: A-

"Railes & Ties" with Kevie Bacon is an extremely DULL DISASTER about a woman who kills herself by parking on a train track. Her boy bonds with Bacon, who ran over his mother. This is so BORING you will fall asleep or walk out. Skip this disaster. E-value: D-

"Ratatouille" is a cartoon flick about rats who live in a kitchen in Paris. One of them wants to be a chef. If you like cartoons you might like this flick. E-value: C (July 2007)

"The Reaping" is a BORING horror flick that mocks Messianic Faith. Skip this demonic FLOP at all costs. Hillary Swank needs a new agent. E-value: F- (April 2007)

"Red Rising"

"Redacted" is an excellent docudrama about the crimes of the Bush crime family in Iraq. If you want to see what the BCF killers are doing over there watch this movie. E-value: B Political value: A+ (November 2007)

"Religulous" is an excellent satire on the religous hypocrits that plague America. If you want to know what the big-name religious jerks are like watch this flick. E-value: A (2009) for more on the religious parasites that are sucking America dry go to -- www.freeworldalliance.com/hh-10danger.htm & www.freeworldalliance.com/hh-anathema.htm

"Reservation Road" is a murder mystery that doesn't work. Jennifer Connelly couldn't save it and Roeper gave it a thumbs down. E-value: D (October 2007)

"Rescue Dawn" is another TIRESOME Nam POW flick about pilots who were shot down in the war. It's far too BORING and SICK to watch. Skip this assault on you. E-value: F (July 2007)

"Restrepo" is another New World Order Gang propaganda flick about why the US Corporation must be in Afghanistan. Skip this Goebells flick. E-value Zero Historical value: Zero

"Reunion" is an extremely BORING BOMB about nitwits who get together to reminense about their college days and their failed lives. Skip it. E-value: F (March 2009)

"Revolutionary Road" is an extremely BORING, SLOW, TEDIOUS BOMB. Leo and Kate have nothing to offer in this DISASTER. Skip it at all costs. E-value: D- (December 2008)

"Rocket Science" is a teenybopper lust bomb. Skip this mindless waste of time. (????)

"Run Fatboy Run" is a HORRID lust BOMB about a super-MORON who tries to win back his ex-lust. this British DISASTER is DREADFUL. E-value: D- (March 2008)

"The Savages" is a HORRID CATASTROPHE about a son and daughter who have to take care of their ailing father. They hate each other and fight throughout the FLOP. Skip this BOMB unless you love to watch people fight. E-value: D- (November 2007)

"The Seeker" is a story about a boy who travels through time. You might like it if you are starved for fantasy flicks. The production quality was poor and so was everything else in this BOMB. Even Roeper didn't like it. E-value: D (October 2007)

"The September Issue" is a retarded flick about a fashion magazine. Who cares?! Avoid this mindless joke. E-value: F (September 2009)

"A Serious Man" is an extremely RETARDED and BORING BOMB about a nerdy professor who seeks counsel from rabbis. Skip this DEADLY DULL CATASTROPHE. E-value: F (October 2009)

"Seven Pounds" is a bit boring and too touchy-feely. Will does a great job as always, but the movie won't appeal to many. Watch it when it comes on the NWO toob. E-value: C- (December 2008)

"Severance" is another LOSER flick about a bunch of corporate dims who kill people. E-value: F (June 2007)

"Sex & Death 101" is a creepy BOMB about dimwit who gets bizarre e-mails. Wynnoa Ryder is a whack-job who's out to get everyone. Unless you are a psychopathic nutcase skip this FLOP. E-value: F (April 2008)

"Sexdrive" with a couple geekoids is so HORRID even Ben Mankiewicz and Ben Lyons hated it. This DISASTER is under the sewer. E-value: Zero (October 2008)

"She's Out of My League" is a HORRID sex FLOP.

"Shine a Light" is a SUPER-VOMITOUS DISASTER about one DEADFUL concert by the noise-maker zombie Rolling Stones. They look like they are 900 years old -- walking cadavers. E-value: F- (April 2008)

"Shrek" is okay for children, but a bit too BORING for adults. E-value: C-

"Shrek II" is as bad as the first. E-value: C-

"Shrek the Third" is not as good as the first two, but for Shrek fanatics it might be okay. E-value: C- (May 2007)

"Shrink" with Kevin Spacey is a SLOW, BORING BOMB about Hollyweirdos. Skip this DISASTER. E-value: D- (July 2009)

"Sicko" by Michael Moore is an excellent documentary about the corrupt health care providers in America. It is moving and powerful. E-value: A Information value: A+ Historical value: A+ (June 2007)

"The Simpsons Movie" is the first of sadly many more flicks of the TV cartoon show. It's just as HORRID as the TV show. Avoid this FLOP. If you want to watch a politically incorrect cartoon watch South Park. It's much better and not as GOOFY. E-value: C (July 2007)

"A Single Man"

"Sleuth" with Mike Cain is another TEDIOUS DUD about lust and adultery. Even Roeper hated it. E-value: F-

"Slumdog Millionaire" is an extremely TEDIOUS and BORING CATASTROPHE with new non-actors. Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: D- (November 2008)

"Smart People" with Dennis Quaid and Sarah Parker is yuk! Skip this HORRID and BORING lustfest. It's too SLOW, TEDIOUS and MEANINGLESS. It's a snapshot of most college professors in America. E-value: D- (April 2008)

"Solitary Man" is a sad flick about a loser (Mike Douglas) who sees his life go to Hell because of his dreadful choices in life. Skip this flick that glorifies sin. E-value: F (May 2010)

"Son of Rambow" is a CORNY flick about a pre-teen boy who wants to be a warrior. It's a fantasy nightmare. Avoid it unless you are a child. E-value: C- (May 2008)

"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" is another demon flick for teenies. Unless you are into teenie-bopping demon flicks skip it. E-value: D (July 2010)

"South of the Border" is another hard-hitting documentary by Oliver Stone. It shows the truth of what is going on in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Cuba, Ecuador, Paraguay and Venezuela. If you want to know what is really going on south of the border watch this movie. If you want to remain a brainwashed NWO zombie skip it and keep watching Fox news, MSNBC, NBC, ABC and CBS. E-vaue: B Historical value: A+

"Southland Tales" with Geller and Timberlake is one of the worst DISASTERS of the year. Roeper was disgusted by this "cinematic train wreck" that is nothing but "abstract crap." Skip this FLOPFEST. E-value: F- (November 2007)

"Speed Racer" is a big let down. The casting was terrible and so was the acting. It may be good for pre-teens. E-value: C (2008)

"Spiderman" is the third best best comic-hero flick behind "Men In Black I & II." It has everything you want from a super-hero movie. The only downside is the casting of Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson. E-value: A+ (2002)

"Spiderman II" is as good as the first, but it suffers from the same flaw as the first -- Kirsten Dunst. E-value: A (2004)

"Spiderman III" will satisfy Spideyman fanatics, but it suffers from the appearance of dunst. Look for a few more in this franchise. E-value: A (May 2007)

"The Spirit" is another hero flick about a guy who is thought to be dead, but returns to fight crime. It is disjointed and weird. The acting is HORRID and the action scenes are chopped up. Even Makiewicz thought it was "corny." Unless you like bizarre flicks skip it. E-value: D (December 2008)

"Splice" is an extremely perverse HORROR flick with Sarah Polley about a genetically engineered manimal monster that goes on a killing spree. Skip this DREADFUL DISASTER. E-value: F- (June 2010)

"Spoken English" is a BORING BOMB about about a woman who searches for love in all the wrong places. Unless you like BORING lust FLOPS skip this DUD. E-value:

"The Spy Next Door" with Jackie Chan is not his best movie, but it has tons of his incredible stunts. It is a family movie that doesn't have much violence. It is good for children. It suffers from a poor script and being a clone of "True Lies." E-value: B (January 2010)

"Standard Operating Procedure" an extremely repulsive documentary about torture by the Bush Crime Family. It is accurate depiction of what goes on inside the BCF, it's sickening. It's too graphic to watch. E-value: Zero Historical value: A+

"Stardust" is a moronic lust story that is beyond pukedom. E-value: D- (???)

"Star Trek" is a decent redo of the endless trekkie flicks. It has an all-new cast of youngsters. The SEs are better but the acting is weaker. E-value: C+ (May 2009)

"Star Wars" with Carrie Fisher is one of the CORNIEST non-sci-flicks ever made. This George Lucas DISASTER was written for a slow, 10-year-old child. The plot is incredibly SIMPLE-MINDED, the dialogue is CHILDISH, the action is POOR and the SE are DREADFUL. The characters and costumes are RETARDED and the make-up and rubber suits for the aliens are CHEESY. All of the aliens are GOOFY looking. Even Fisher could not save this LAUGHABLE CATASTROPHE. Mark Hamill is a HORRID non-actor and Harrison Ford was DREADFUL in this BOMB. This FLOPPO is so bad it is amazing it made money. The only answer to how anyone over 10 could enjoy it is that everyone who saw it more than once has the maturity of a 10-year-old. Star Wars freaks should be locked up. E-value: D- (1977)

"Star Wars: The Revenge of the Jedi" is just as AWFUL as the first one. Let's hope Lucas does not punish the world with more of these MORONIC laughfests. E-value: D-

Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi" is just as TERRIBLE as the first two. The only thing worth watching in this SUPER-DUD is Carrie Fisher. Putting her in a non-existent string outfit could not save this BLACKHOLE of STUPIDITY. She almost saved it though. E-value: D- (1983).

"Star Wars 4-6" are far superior to the first three, but they are still geared for a 12 year old boy. If you like childish fantasy flicks they are for you. E-value: C

"Starter for 10" is a DIM-WITTED flick about true losers. Skip this FLOP. E-value: F

"Starting Out In the Evening" is another BORING DUD about a college girl who falls in lust with an old writer. This FLOP is way too BORING to sit through. Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: D- (December 2007)

"State of Play" is a decent flick about murder in the District of Criminals. Watch it just to see what those crooks will do. Crowe needs a haircut. E-value: C (April 2009)

"Stranger than Fiction" with Will Ferrell is BORING and not entertaining. Skip this DUD. E-value: D-

"Sydney White" is an extremely IRRITATING flick about a marble-head college freshman who never stops talking. She is so sickening you will walk out of this TEDIOUSLY ANNOYING BOMB! Skip this FINAL CATASTROPHE at all costs. E-value: Zero (September 2007)

"Sunshine" is a sci-fi flick about turning a gas giant into a mini-sun. It's too BORING and TEDIOUS to sit through. Roeper noted that it is a "spacewreck." E-value: D (July 2007)

"Superbad" is another MINDLESS teeny-bopper LOSER flick about DIM-WITTED MORONS. Skip this teen lustfest. E-value: F- (2007)

"Superman" with Chris Reeves, Gene Hackman, Jackie Cooper, Margot Kidder and Valerie Perrine is a classic. It was well written and acted, and it is the best of the first four Superman flicks. E-value: A

"Superman II" with the original cast plus Terence Stamp and Sarah Douglas was not as good as the first, but it still is a good flick. E-value: B

"Superman III" with the original cast, less Hackman, plus Bobby Vaughn and Dick Pryor was weak. E-value: C

"Superman IV" with the original cast plus Mariel Hemingway was very cartoonish. If you like cartoonish flicks you will like it. E-value: C

"Superman Returns" is a decent remake with an all new cast. If you liked the first four you should like this one. E-value: C+

"Surf's Up" is a decent cartoon about animals and surfing. If you like cartoons you may like it. E-value: C

"Surveillance" is a BORING BOMB about 2 FBI agents who investigate murder in a small town where the cops are incompetent bufoons. Avoid this poorly written and acted CATASTROPHE. E-value: D-

"Sweeny Todd" with John Depp is a BORING HORROR musical about life in 19th Century England. Unless you are into ANNOYING musicals and the 19th Century, skip it. E-value: C- (December 2007)

"Taken" with Liam Neeson is a decent thriller about a dad who gets his kidnapped daughter back. It's a bit corny but okay. E-value: C- (January 2009)

"Taking Pelham 123" with John Travolta is a remake of the 1974 flick with Mathau and Shaw. It's okay if you like cop flicks, but it's very slow and boring. The ending is corny. E-value: C (June 2009)

"The Tale of Desereaux" is a cartoon flop about animals. Skip it and watch it on the NWO toob. E-value: C- (December 2008)

"Then He Found Me" with Helen Hunt is an extremely BORING DUD about a middleaged woman who is going to have a baby. Yikes. E-value: D (May 2008)

"There Will Be Blood" is a flick about a treacherous oil baron. Skip it. E-value: D (2007)

"Terminator" with Arno and Linda Hamilton is good, but too violent. E-value: B-

"T-2" with Linda Hamilton again is better than the first because the Terminator becomes the good guy. E-value: B+

"T-3" with Claire Danes is good. The Terminator bows out of this franchise due to becoming the Govenator. E-value: B+

"Temple Grandin" is an extremely SAD flick about a teenage girl suffering from autism. Skip it unless you want to get super depressed. E-value: D Reality rating A (February 2010)

"Terminator Salvation" with Christian Bale is a descent flick in this unending franchise. It is very violent and loaded with explosions. The Terminator does not appear in it because he was busy being the Govenator. E-value: B (May 2009)

"Thirty Days of Night" is a BORING FLOP about vampires that terrorize a town where it's dark 24/7. Skip this DREADFULLY HORRID vampflick. Even Roeper didn't care for it. E-value: F (October 2007)

"The Time Traveler's Wife" is an incredibly BORING BOMB. Rachel McAdams is good, but the character that Eric Bana plays is an idiot who talks like a MORON. This BORING FLOPPO is a must skip. Good idea, HORRID execution. E-value: D- (August 2009)

"Toy Story" is a cartoon about toys. E-value: C (November 1995)

"Toy Story 2" is a decent sequel. E-value: C (November 1995)

"Transformers" is one of the best Sci-fantasies to come along in a long time. The acting is HORRID, the actors are PITIFUL, the dialog is DREADFUL and the plot is __________? The only thing of value are the SE scenes, but that is what this flick is all about. If this flick had decent actors, a decent script and a plot it would have been one of the best Sci-Fan flicks of all time. E-value: B (July 2007)

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is an action-packed flick with tons of SE, but the acting is just as HORRID as the first and the nuts on screen are not actors. The plot is nonexistent. There is too much action. It is a mindless waste of time. If you want just pure SE this flick's for you. E-value: D (June 2009)

"True Lies" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold is a good spy flick. If you like spy flicks loaded with action you will like this one. E-value A- (July 1994)

"Twilight" is an extremely BORING BOMB about teen vamps. When will the Hollyweirdos stop with the vampire flicks. Yuck! E-value: F- (November 2008)

"The Ugly Truth" is a BRAIN-DEAD DISASTER about a morning show peoducer and a smart alec correspondent. How unique. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: D- (July 2009)

"The Uninvited" is a BORING DISASTER about two femnuts. E-value: D- (January 2009)

"Up" is a kiddie 3-D cartoon about an old man, his flying house, a boy, talking dog and a villian. It's a bit slow. E-value: C (May 2009)

"Up in the Air" is a MORONIC FLOP about a nut (George Clooney) who travels around America to fire employees of various companies for bosses that are too cowardly to do it themselves. He has an affair and hates his family. How novel. Skip this BOREFEST. E-value: F (December 2009)

"Vacancy" is a BORING flick about the odd goings on at a motel. If you liked "Psycho" you might like this DUD. E-value: D- (April 2007)

"Valkyrie" with Tommy Cruise is a decent war flick. If you don't like war flicks skip it. E-value: C (December 2008)

"The Visitor" is a BORING FLOP about a professor who finds a woman living in his apartment that he rarely uses. This DISASTER is so HORRIFYING it will make you SIck. Avoid this CATASTROPHE at all costs. E-value: F- (April 2008)

"W." is a average docudrama. Oliver Stone could have gone further in his expose of the MORON George Walker Bush. He should have shown that Baby Bush is a total MORON and that the Bush crime family planned and carried out the 911 attack on America so they could impose a dictatorship on the American people. E-value: C- Historical value: D- (October 2008)

"Waitress" is a HORRIDLY BORING BOMB about a waitress. Skip this DUD unless you want to see Andy Griffith. E-value: C-

"Walk Hard" is an incredibly BORING FLOP about a 100th rate non-singer of the 60s/70s. I never heard of this clown. Skip this CATASTROPHE. E-value: D-

"War Inc." is a SICK BOMB about hit man. Skip this FLOP. E-value: D- (2008)

"Watchmen" is an alternative history flick about specially engineered crime fighters who are mentally unstable. It's hard to follow. If you haven't read the book it's just another action flick. E-value: C (March 2009)

"We Own the Night" is a complicated and ridiculous DISASTER about cops and Rooshkie drug dealers. Unless you are a cop or a Rooshkie drug dealer avoid this FLOP. Even Roeper hated it. E-value: F

"The Wendell Baker Story" is a BORING BOMB featuring the Wilson brothers. Roeper said it is a "disaster" and it is one of the worst movie he has ever seen. It is "one flat scene after another." E-value: F (May 2007)

"What Goes Up" is DREADFUL DISASTER about three teenie-boppers and their moronity, a fembot teacher and a male journalist. Yikes! Skip this BORING BOMB at all costs. E-value: F (May 2009)

"What Happens in Vegas" with Ashton Crutcher and Cameron Diaz is PUKIFYING. It's a definite DISASTER. Skip this FLOPFEST at all costs. E-value: F (May 2008)

"What Just Happened" with DeNiro, Willis and Spicoli is an extremely BORING FLOP about Hollyweird. Avoid this BOMBFEST at all costs. E-value: F (October 2008)

"Whatever Works" is another BORING woody allen DISASTER about an old geezer who tries to get a young girl. Is it a docudrama? Skip this FLOP. E-value: D-

"Where the Wild Things Are" is a nutty children's movie. E-value: C (October 2009)

"Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?" is a nutty docudrama about an idiot looking for Usama. Skip it. E-value: D- (April 2008)

"Whip it" is a NUTTY flick about roller derby girls. If you liked watching the roller derby you will like this flick. Drew is good as always. E-value: C (October 2009)

"Whiteout" is a nutty thriller about marshalls who hunt down a mass murderer in the tundra. Skip this MORON FLOP. E-value: D- (September 2009)

"Wild Hogs" is a CORNY flick about morons who want to be bikers. John Travolta is a natural as well as Tim Allen. If you like MORON flicks you should like this DISASTER. E-value: D-

"The Wolfman" is a remake of the 1941 Lon Chaney, Jr. movie of the same title. This is extremely violent and pointless. Stop watching these demonic flops. Avoid all zombie, werewolf and vampire flicks. E-value: F- (February 2010)

"World's Greatest Dad" is a decent flick about a teacher and his son. Robin is excellent in this drama. Williams is a superb dramatic actor and he should stick with drama. E-value: B (August 2009)

"The Women" is a TEDIOUS BOMB about self-centered LOSER whack-job wives

"Wristcutters" is an extremely MORBID and BORING FLOP about suicidal nutcases. Skip this total WASTE of time. E-value: F- (November 2007)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is another in a BORING fantasy flick geared for teens about rejects with super-powers. It's very CORNY and IDIOTIC. Even Ben Mankiewicz, Ben Lyons and Jeff Lyons didn't care for it. E-value: D (May 2009)

"Year One" with Jack Black is an incredibly RETARDED BOMB about primitive people who stumble into the Bible and end up in Sodom. This anti-Bible flick is DREADFUL. Skip this Harold Ramis DISASTER. E-value: F (June 2009)

"Year of the Dog" (April 2007)

"Yes Man" with Jim Carey is a bit too nutty. Skip it and watch it when it comes on the NWO-tube. E-value: C- (December 2008)

"You Don't Know Jack" is a HORRID DISASTER about the serial killer jack kevorkian. Skip this FLOPPO. E-value: F- (April 2010)

"You Kill Me" is a dreadfully BORING BOMB about a hitman (Ben Kingsley) who falls in lust with a woman. Unless you like BORING FLOPS skip this DUD. E-value: D- (June 2007)

"Youth Without Youth" is a weird flick about an old geezer who is struck by lightning and goes back in time. It is sadly BORING, SLOW and it gave Roeper a "giant headache." Skip this FLOPO. E-value: D (December 2007)

"Zodiac" is a drama about a CIA serial killer who terrorized the San Francisco area in the 1970s. He was never caught. If you watch it just remember the Zodiac killer was a CIA terror op designed to see how people react to random killings. E-value: F (2007)

"Zombieland" with Woody Harrelson is a horridly cheezy BOMB about zombies. How original. This "fundamentally empty" FLOP is worth SKIPPING! E-value: F- (October 2009)

MOVIE REVIEWS

"Factory Girl" is another lame flick about a working female. E-value: D-

"Firehouse Dog" is a sweet flick about a dog and firemen. It has a couple bad scenes. E-value: C- (April 2007)

"Fly Me to the Moon" is a silly cartoon about three flies who hitch a ride to the moon on Apollo 11. It's okay for very young children. E-value: C- (August 2008)

"Frozen River" is an extremely BORING DISASTER about a mother who tries to survive after her worthless husband abandons her and their child. Skip this NUTTY FLOP. E-value: D- (August 2008)

"Georgia Rule" with Jane "Hanoi" Fonda and the drug addict/alcoholic twit Lohan, is another femikazi FLOP. Even Roeper didn't care for it. E-value: F (May 2007)

"Gone Baby Gone" is a HORRID cop flick. Skip this BOMB. E-value: D-

"Good Luck Chuck" is a meaningless romantic comedy about an idiot who fails with women every time. Even Roeper hated this BOMB. Avoid this BORING DISASTER at all costs. E-value: F (September 2007)

"Gracie" is an extremely BORING FLOP about a teenage twit who wants to be a soccer star. Unless you are into teen-twits or soccer skip this DUD. E-value: D (June 2007)

"Grindhouse" with Kurt Russell is a sick Tarentino flick loaded with violence. Skip this DISASTER. Watch "Kill Bill" instead. E-value: F (April 2007)

"Hamlet 2" is a SICK, PERVERTED, OBSCENE, OBNOXIOUS, BORING, RETARDED, MORONIC CATASTROPHE that is so unfunny and annoying only brain-dead zombies can sit thru it. E-value: Zero (August 2008)

"Hancock" with Will "AJ" Smith is a decent super hero flick, but Hancock destroys way too much. he does more harm than good. If there is a sequel they need to have Hancock do good things not destroy everything. E-value: B (July 2008)

"Hellboy II: The Golden Army" is not as corny as the first one and a bit darker. There are too many demons in this one too. E-value: C (July 2008)

"Henry Poole Is Here" is an extremely BORING BOMB about a guy who has a few days to die. Take some no-doz unless you plan to get some sleep in the theatre. E-value: D- (August 2008)