ANATHEMA AWARDS
(2006)
The Anathema Awards are given to the men and women in the religious sector of society who exalt themselves above the rest with false prophecies, false doctrines, inane acts, and general stupidity. For the most part the winners of these awards are not born from above and the few who are -- are apostate and or backslidden. I urge all of the men who have won these prestigious awards -- through the works of the flesh -- to speak with me privately or publicly concerning them. As of yet none of these charlatans have bothered to contact me. The winners of the Tenth Annual Anathema Awards are:
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
John Walvoord (deceased), Billy Graham, Paul Crouch, Jerry Falwell
John Walvoord wins this award posthumously for his fervrent work of pushing the Pre-Trib heresy. He spent more than 50 years teaching this nonsense and writing worthless books to defend it. He had a powerful influence on other Pre-Tribnuts such as Hal Lunatic Lindsey, Chuck Smith, Chuck Missler, John Hagee, Tim Lahaye, Grant Jeffrey, Paul LeLonde, Hilton Sutton and hundreds of others. He devoted most of his study of Scripture to eschatology and never came close to the truth. He was at the head of the Dallas Seminary when it slid slowly into apostasy. I would hate to be in his sandals come judgment day (I Kor. 3.15).
Billy Graham wins this coveted award for his undying ecumenical work and for his submission to the political powers. He never stood up against injustice in America by the criminals in the White House, or those in the political circus, the media circus, the religious circus, the entertainment circus, the sports circus or any aspect of society. He wins because he did nothing for YAHSHUA Mashiyach and the American people and the world.
Paul Crouch wins this coveted award for his contribution to the Religious Circus. He has myriad heretics, whack-jobs, idiots, fruitcakes and nutjobs on TBN (especially Jan). He also wins for his ecumenical work. He also wins it for a lifetime of defending the genocidal regime in Tel Aviv.
Jerry Falwell (deceased) wins for his undying submission to the GOP Crime Family, for his imMoral Majority organization and for LBC. Instead of focusing on training faithful men to make disciples - he made unfaithful men pay him big bucks to get a religious franchise through his non-Bible college (Liberty Baptist College - aka Liberty University). Jerry has supported Baby Bush's war of aggression against the innocent Iraqi people and he continues to blindly support everything the idiot in the White House does. He is clearly a stooge of the Rockepubs who parrots the Rockepub line as Rush Bimbo, Bill "Spinmaster" O'Reilly, Sean Vannity Hannutty, Joseph Goebels Scarbarough and Frank Pastore do.
FALSE APOSTLE AWARD
Stan & Leslie Johnson and Tom Decker
Stan and Leslie Johnson of the Prophecy Club win this highly coveted award along with Tom Decker again for continually bragging about being prophets and apostles. They use the title "prophet" and "apostle" endlessly. They also claim they NEVER made a false prophecy. I don't know every false prophecy they have made, but they prophesied this year (2006) that America was doomed and would fall that year. That did NOT happen making them false prophets. I doubt that any of their (false) prophecies have been accurate. They are "prophets" and "apostles" of the devil just as the Bible says (2 Korinthians 11.13-15). All three claim to have regular visions from God, dreams from God and angel visits from God. If they are truly being visited by angels and they are having dreams and visions, the angels are NOT from YAHWEH -- they are from the forces of darkness (2 Kor. 11.13-15). This unholy trinity con thousands of ignorant church-goers out of hundreds of thousands of dollars every year. They make a good living as a deceivers. They must be evil deceivers or deluded lunatics. It is not surprising they are Pentecostals That cult has spawned thousands of false prophets and false teachers. I should note there have NOT been true Apostles since the Apostle John died. Everyone since him who has taken that title is an ignorant fool or a satanic deceiver. dov-johnson.htm
DECEIVER AWARD
Rick Warren
Rick Warren stole this highly coveted award from Tim LaHaye three years ago, who had won it for the previous five years for his satanic "Left Behind" series. Warren is a devotee of Robert Schuller. He has mixed Schuller's positive attitude dung with New Age nonsense to suck spiritual babes into his demonic program. His books are filled with New Age feel-good vibes that make people feel warm and fuzzy all over. When the 501c3 CEOs of a religious corporation (church) adopt his program they excommunicate everyone who does not agree with it. Warren's program is highly devisive (Gal. 5.20) and it always causes strife among the brethren (Prov. 6.16,19) wherever it takes root.
SPIRITUAL LOSER OF THE YEAR AWARD
Hendrick "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this new award again for his vain attempt to become a multimillionaire by having a second fictional book written for him about an event that has yet to take place -- the Tribulation. His first inane fictional book that depicts the life of believers in 70 A.D. was a flop. The reaction to this piece of fiction by many of his faithful devotees was disappointment and anger. They know that the Tribulation did not take place in the First Century A.D. and the heretical doctrine called preterism is absurd. They stopped supporting Hank and the shortfall in donations forced Hank to sell his HQs building and move to North Carolina. His second fiction book was also a flop. He hopes his "non-fiction" book on eschatology will make him millions of dollars, but it will also flop. If Hendrick continues to propagate the doctrine of demons called preterism his corporation will go bankrupt. Pray that he continues in his folly and the CRI goes belly up. dov-hank.htm
BEGGAR AWARD
Hendrick "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this award again for begging for money non-stop. Donations have dried up due to his stand on eschatology forcing him to move the HQs of the Christian Research Institute to North Carolina. He is a partial preterist who believes all prophecies concerning the Tribulation and Millennial Kingdom took place in the First Century A.D. except for the physical return of YAHSHUA. He believes the only prophecy to be fulfilled is the physical return of YAHSHUA. He hates being called a partial preterist, but that is what he is. dov-hank.htm
PC AWARD
Hendrick "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this new award again for his undying allegiance to the politically correct agenda. He holds numerous PC opinions and vehemently attacks those who hold to the truth. Here are a sample of the PC dogmas he defends:
Women's Enslavement Movement -- He supports the women's enslavement (liberation) movement claiming females can teach, preach and pastor local churches and run so-called ministries even though the Bible clearly teaches the contrary (I Kor. 14.34,35; I Tim. 2.9-15).
Conspiracies do not exit -- He does not believe there are conspiracies such as the murder of President Kennedy, Senator Kennedy, JFK Jr., Vincent Foster, James McDougal, etc. He accepts the government explanantion for the Oklahoma City bombing, TWA 800, WTC bombing (1993), and the 911 attack. He ridicules those who know that the government is lying and covering up its involvement in all of these conspiracies.
Ecumenical Movement -- He believes that all denominations should work together and not bicker over non-essential doctrines. He even argues viciously that the Roman Catholic Corporation is a true church and Protestants should work with Catholics.
Secularism -- He contends that believers should imitate non-believers in all ways and do whatever it takes to win them over for the Lord. He encourages believers to watch Hollyweird TV shows and movies, listen to secular music, watch/participate in secular sporting events, and participate in secular festivals such as Easter, Holloween, Saturnalia (Christmas) and New Years.
Big Brotherism -- He defends the government agenda to eliminate all freedoms and liberties in America as the only way to make America safe from Muslim terrorists. He also defends the government agenda to wage costly wars around the world as part of the War on Terrorism. dov-hank.htm
Honorable mention goes to virtually every 501c3 CEO on TV and most 501c3 CEOs on the radio.
LONE RANGER AWARD
Hank "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this highly prized award for the fourth year. He is not held accountable for the myriad heresies he propagates nor for his actions. His board is a rubber-stamp board and everyone in his company that criticizes him is immediately fired. He is a tyrant who quashes everyone who appears to be a "threat" to him. He forced out Paul Cardin, Ron Rhoades and dozens of other employees of Walter Martin. He is also NOT under the authority of the pastors of a local assembly and he is NOT a functioning member of a local assembly. dov-hank.htm
Honorable mention goes to Jerry Falldown, Chuck Smith, Chuck Missler, Hal Lindsey, Jack van impe, Grant Jeffrey, Tim LaHaye, John Hagee, Robert Morey and virtually every religious idiot on TV and most religious idiots on the radio.
Even though some of these religious tyrants have boards that they claim they are accountable to -- they are NOT. The only time they are held accountable is when they get caught in adultery or embezzlement. They are NEVER held accountable for their false prophecies and false doctrines or their love of money, fame and power. dov-hank.htm
JOSEPH GOEBELS AWARD
Jerry Falwell
Jerry Falwell stole this highly coveted award from Frank Pastore who stole it three years ago from Paul McGuire for his rabid support of Baby Bush. Jerry gets it for his undying defense of the GOP Crime Family, the Bush Crime Family and the BCF wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. He also wins it for a lifetime of defending the genocidal regime in Tel Aviv.
LUNATIC AWARD
Harold Camping wins this coveted award for the fifth year for continuing to propagate one of the most inane false doctrine of the last century. He claims that the Assembly Age has ended and NO one can be saved through the work of any local assembly. The prophecy that not one stone of the temple would remain on another stone is supposedly symbolic of the end of the work of the local assemblies. He says that every believer must leave the local assembly he attends and serve the Lord alone or in small groups that have no authority structure. He also says that the Lord is using radio ministries like his to reach the world now that the local assemblies are officially defunct. He even claims that the prophecy of the beast declaring himself to be God (2 Thes. 2.4) is symbolic of the devil ruling in the local assemblies.
Camping teaches some of the most insane heresies ever invented by the minions of the devil. He claims we are living in the Tribulation, that Michael is "Jesus" and that a person must beg "God" to save him and some day hope to be saved. He also believes in soul sleep. I must note that according to Camping's own testimony he is NOT born from above. For a list of the myriad heresies this spiritual bastard teaches go to -- dov-camping.htm
WINDBAG AWARD
Hendrick Hanegraaff, Hal Lindsey, Jack van Impe, Arnold Murray, Harold Camping, Jerry Falwell, Bob Morey
These heretics/false teachers share this highly prized award because they are gimungous windbags.
Hendrick (Hank) Hanegraaff, the most PRETENTIOUS, RELIGIOUS CON-ARTIST in America, won because he makes a colossal effort to use big words to make people think he is highly educated and that he knows what he is talking about and because he puts down virtually everyone. Hendrick is a POORLY educated LAYMAN who parades around as if he has several earned doctorates. He was given an honorary doctorate and he uses the title as often as he can. Listening to him belch out foul-smelling hot air is so tiresome, nerveracking and nausiating it takes a true man of YAHWEH to do it without going crazy! Only a babe, in the Lord, an apostate or a backslidder can listen to him for more than a few minutes without becoming sick! For more facts about this evil HERETIC go to -- dov-hank.htm
Hal Lindsey (Thee Father of the Modern-day False Prophecy Movement) won because he spews out of his vile mouth more hatred for the Palestinians and Arabs than many of the most hate-filled Edomites (Jews) in Palestine. He also brags about his alleged knowledge of Bible prophecy so much it makes mature believers want to puke! His knowledge of eschatology is so limited he would be unable to pass an introductory quiz in Eshatology 101 at DOV University! See if you can pass this SIMPLE quiz -- dov-test.htm Fortunately, Paul Crouch booted Halunatic off TBN.
Jack van "Wimpe" Impe, the most INFAMOUS FALSE PROPHET in America, won because he claims to be the ultimate authority on eschatology. He even claims he has NEVER been wrong about any of his teachings! He is wrong about virtually everything he teaches on eschatology! He is also a master at making current events appear to fulfill events desribed as taking place during the Tribulation even though the Tribulation has NOT started! He unceasingly teaches that the Pre-Tribulation Rapture will take place at any time and he PREDICTS it will be very soon. He has been doing this for over 30 years! He even picks specific years for the Rapture with the latest prediction being 2005! For the lowdown on this nutty HERETIC go to -- dov-wimpe.htm
Arnold "One Verse Charlie" Murray, the most DERANGED HERETIC in America, won because he claims to be the ultimate authority on the Bible and has rare manuscripts which contain secret information. He also slams virtually every pastor and Bible teacher in the world and tells his devotees it is wrong to criticize others. His manner of speech is filled with so much pride, arrogance and vanity it makes a true believer sick! For the facts about this wicked HERETIC go to -- dov-murray.htm
Harold "1994" Camping, the most DELUDED HERETIC and FALSE PROPHET in America, won because he believes the Bible teaches the Assembly Age is over and ALL believers should leave their local assemblies. He urges people to correct him, but when they do he says they do not understand Scripture. He also makes it a point to claim his Family Radio Corporation is the ONLY religious corporation that is taking the Gospel to the lost world. For the facts on this lunatic HERETIC go to -- dov-camping.htm
Jerry "Falldown" Falwell, the self-proclaimed LEADER OF THE MORAL MAJORITY in America, won because he talks in such a proud, arrogant and self-conceited manner it makes ALL true believers who listen to or watch him want to vomit! He talks as if he is NEVER wrong, yet he is wrong so often it is hysterical. He also has the ridiculous habit of sticking both of his feet in his mouth at the same time. For the facts about this over-the-hill blowhard go to -- dov-falldown.htm
Bob Morey is a self-proclaimed windbag. He claims to seat in the seat of Mosheh and also claims to be a comedian. he is a religious comedian just as Heretic Hanegraaff, Jack van Impe and Chuck Smith are. Messianic Faith does NOT need comedians. We need Bible teacher who teach the Scriptures accurately.
NINCOMPOOP/NIMNOO AWARD
Hendrick stole this highly prized award from Robert "Nimnoo" Morey three years ago and he wins it hands down this year even though he had competition from Bob "Nimnoo" Morey again. Hendrick is clearly the most dimwitted nimnoo on the airwaves. He says and does so many bizarre things it boggles the mind of every rational person why anyone would listen to him for more than 60 seconds to learn something. He remains on the air because his devotees are spiritual babes who are woefully ignorant of Scripture and have not trained their senses to discern between good and evil (Heb. 5.14). dov-hank.htm
WEEPER AWARD
Jack wins this award tears down for a ninth straight year. He cries at the close of every show when he asks people to pray with him to be saved. I doubt anyone will take this COVETED award away from him until he dies. Most preachers ask people to recite a trite prayer to be saved, but few of them cry while they do it. Impe cries every time thinking it will move people to pray with him. He places trust in his emotional appeal to get people saved rather than in the HOLY SPIRIT. Jack and most evangelists think that recitation of a trite prayer saves. A prayer cannot save anyone. A person is saved when he believes that YAHSHUA IMMANUEL YAHWEH is the Mashiyach, the Son of YAHWEH, who shed His blood to cleanse the elect of their sins and give them eternal life through the power of His bodily resurrection. A person doesn't have to recite a formula prayer to be saved. For more of the sickening truth about this apostate go to -- dov-wimpe.htm
LUCIFER AWARD
Arnold Murray, Hal Lindsey, Jack van Impe, Tim LaHaye, Bob Larson, Paul Crouch, Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaf, Kenny Copeland, Rodney Brown, T.D. Jakes, Ike, Fred Price, Jesse Duplantis, Jerry Falwell, Harold Camping, Grant Jeffrey, Greg Laurie, Chuck Smith, Joyce Meyer, Gloria Copeland and Anne Graham Lotz.
This award (Proverbs 16.5; Matt. 6.1) is given to the proudest and most arrogant 501C3 CEOs. It was difficult to decide who is the most arrogant, but these men and women are all deserving of it.
Arnold Murray tells his sycophantic devotees that he is the greatest Bible teacher in the world and that he has access to ancient knowledge that few other men have.
Hal Lindsey prides himself on the belief that he is the Jeremiah of today and the Father of the Modern-Day Prophecy Movement. He is the father of the modern-day false prophecy movement and a leading pharisee of our time. He continually reminds his brain-dead sycophantic devotees that he has always been right about prophecy and that the Pre-Trib Rapture is just a few years away. He's been doing this for over 30 years. dov-halunacy.htm
Jack van Impe claims he hasn't been wrong in his prophecies or forty years even though he has yet to be right about any of them or anything else. His mouthpieces -- Rexella and Chuck Ohman -- praise him on every show. (Prov. 27.2)
Bob Larson brags that he can cast out demons and is so dangerous to the netherworld that fallen angels impersonate him and do things to get him in trouble. If he believes this idiocy he needs lots of professional help. The Body of YAHSHUA needs to give him a section 8 discharge.
Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaf incessantly reminds his brain-dead sycophants that he is the president of the Christian Research Institute. His attitude when answering questions is one of mock-humility. When someone upsets him his true personality -- egocentric, beligerent arrogance -- shines through.
Kenny Copeland claims to be an Apostle of greater standing than the Twelve. Rod Brown also claims to be an apostle greater than the Twelve.
T.D. Jakes, Ike and Fred Price spend most of their time telling sheeple they will become wealthy if they give them their money. They have NO shame in making people think Christianity is all about making money.
Jesse Duplantis tells his sycophantic, brain-dead followers that he can make them rich if they give him their money. He also brags about having visited Heaven and he tells more moronic jokes than any heretic on TV..
Jerry Falwell is one of the most arrogant men on the planet. His mannerisms, speech and actions are filled with so much pride it is agonizing to watch him. He exudes pride with every breath. His greatest claim to vile pride is his arrogant boast that he would never, beg, borrow or steal for himself and his family, but he would beg, borrow and steal for the Lord. I heard him say that at Thomas Road Baptist Church. That is not only one of the most arrogant things any sinner could say -- it is blasphemy! He is saying the Creator of the Cosmos is so impotent that a mere man must raise money for Him by begging, borrowing and stealing! For Jerry to say he is so proud he would NEVER beg or borrow money for himself or his family yet do that for the Lord of the universe is the depth of sin. INCREDIBLE!!! dov-falldown.htm
Harold Camping's false humility cannot hide his devilish pride. He actually claims that his 501c3 religious corporation is one of the very few, if not the only one, giving the true Gospel. He says most assemblies and other 501c3 corporations are putting out a false Gospel and he stands alone. He also says all local assemblies are apostate and have been abandoned by the Lord. Two years ago he came up with a brand new false doctrine -- that the era of the local assembly is over and no one has been saved through the ministry of the thousands of local assemblies around the world since September 6, 1994. That was the date he prophesied YAHSHUA would return. Sadly, Camping teaches a false gospel and according to his own testimony he is NOT born from above! He is dead in his sins and headed straight to Hell. For details of his false doctrines go to -- dov-camping.htm
Paul Crouch brags about his satellite network claiming it is one of the angels of Revelation that preach the Gospel during the Great Tribulation (Rev. 14.6-11). He also pushes the secret Bible code lunacy and believes he is mentioned by name in it. Grant Jeffrey and Yaacob Ramsel join this notorious host of hypocrites (Paul Crouch) by claiming to have found secret messages in the Scriptures. For a complete and irrifutable refutation of the alleged Bible code go to -- dov-els.htm
Greg Laurie is an unsophisticated, arrogant buffoon. He actually said on public radio that he wants to be the next Billy Graham. Incredible!
Chuck Smith, the founder of the Calvary Chapel Cult, pretends to be humble, but when he is confronted about one of his false doctrines he becomes extremely defensive and says he is right because he has been studying the Bible for more than 50 years as if that means anything. There are thousands of men around the world who have been studying the Bible longer than Smith and they don't believe what he does. Who is right? The number of years you study the Bible does not determine if you are right or wrong about your doctrines. Smith also refuses to dialogue with anyone concerning his false doctrines which is the mark of a proud man and also a mark of a cult leader. dov-smithcult.htm
Joyce Meyer is probably the most arrogant spiritual femakazi in America. She teaches all of the false doctrines of the faith movement heretics and does it in a rude, crude and ugly manner. She has a butch haircut and parades around the stage like the male heretics do. She obviously does believe what the Bible says about her hair (I Kor. 11.10,14,15).
Gloria Copeland teaches all of the false doctrines of the name it and claim it crowd in a most arrogant manner. She is not as arrogant as her husband, Kenny, or Joyce, but she exhibits enough pride to be repulsive enough to get this award.
Anne Graham Lotz is super arrogant! Her father, Billy Graham, and brother, Frank, are not arrogant. I do not know where she got her super pride. It is a sinful trait that will cause her to have great loss of rewards in Heaven, if she is truly born from above. It is obvious that if she is saved she is backslidden and apostate!
Honorable mention goes to Marilyn Hickey and her daughter. I must explain that Thee Infallible Holy Word of YAHWEH Elohim clearly PROHIBITS females from teaching adult males or exercising authority over them (I Timothy 2.9-15)! They are to learn in total silence in public services and ask their husbands any questions they have at home (I Kor. 14.34,35)!
HERETIC AWARD
Arnold Murray & Harold Camping
Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel in Gravatte, Arkansas, shares this coveted award with Harold Camping. Arnold had stiff competition, and had to share it with Camping because Harold teaches as many damnable heresies Arnold does. For a thorough list of the BLASPHEMOUS HERESIES Arnold teaches go to -- dov-murray.htm and for those that Camping teaches go to -- dov-camping.htm
There are thousands of heretics in America and the world, but honorable mention goes to Chuck Smith, Harold Camping, Ken and Gloria Copeland, Oral Roberts, Ken Hagin, Joyce Meyer, Bishop Jake, Ike, Fred Price, Rodney Brown, Hendrick Hanegraaff, Jesse Duplantis and Creflo Dollar. For more information about the myriad heretics, false teachers and false prophets that plague America go to -- dov-10danger.htm
PHARISEE AWARD
Harold Camping Jack van impe Hal Lindsey and Bob Morey Arnold Murray Chuck Smith Rick Warren,
Harold Camping wins for public stating that he cannot be wrong about any doctrine he teaches. He is wrong about virtually every doctrine he teaches.
Jack van impe wins for saying he has never made a false prediction. He has made dozens of them.
Hal Lindsey wins for never admitting he has been wrong about any doctrine he teaches and for making four clear false predictions.
Bob Morey wins for thinking he knows everything about the Bible and refusing to listen to anyone.
Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel wins the Pharisee Award again for saying he doesn't want to hear criticism of himself. He claims he is beyond criticism and no one should ever criticize anyone. This is to be expected from a man who has an extremely distorted understanding of the Scriptures. No one is above criticism. If Keph could be publicly criticized (Gal. 2.11-21) by Paulos
Chuck Smith wins for saying he has studied the Bible for over 60 years and he is more convinced than ever of the Pre-Trib doctrine.
Rick Warren wins for thinking he can save the world by himself.
LOVE AWARD
Jack has won this award the last nine years for his constant proclamation that he loves everyone who claims to be a "Christian" no matter what they say or do. He only loves himself and claims he loves others so he can make more money.
Honorable mention goes to Billy Graham and Chuck Smith for a seventh year and this year Paul Crouch.
JEZEBEL AWARD
Jan Crouch
Jan wins the Jezebel Award (2 Kings 9.30) hands down for the ninth year in a row because Tammy Bakker has not made a complete comeback yet.
Honorable mention goes to Rexella Impe.
HYPE AWARD
Jack van Impe, Hal Lindsey & Paul Crouch
Jack van Impe says that just about every bad thing that happens is a fulfillment of Bible prophecy.
Hal Lindsey continues to prophecy that the Rapture is just over the event horizon. He claims that the flair up in the Middle East from the 911 attack and Jewish/Palestinian fight will lead to a peace treaty headed by the antichrist.
Paul Crouch joins this gang by continuing to hype the secret Bible code nonsense and getting worked up over every miniscule event in the Middle East. At least he booted Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey off of his network for preaching super-hatred of the Muslims and Arabs.
Unfortunately all of these men suffer from the dreaded Halunacy Syndrome. This syndrome infected Hal Lindsey in the late 1960s compelling him to write his meaningless book, "The Late Great Planet Earth." He started the modern day false prophecy movement with several major false doctrines and prophesies in that inane book and he is rightfully known as the "Father of the Modern Day False Prophecy Movement." Thousands of brain-dead men and women followed him in making inane false prophecies with his most faithful disciple being Jack van Impe.
HATE AWARD
Hal wins this award (Acts 7.54) hands down for the ninth year in a row because of his vile hatred of the Arab peoples who he condemns on every program. He is one of the leading hatemongers in the world and one of the biggest anti-Shemites in the world. The Arab peoples are descended from Shem (Gen. 10.21-31) through Abraham (Gen. 16.16).
Honorable mention goes to Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel for his hatred of a fellow heretic Hendrick Hanegraaff and for those who refute his false doctrines and disagree with him.
FALSE PROPHECY AWARD
Harold Camping stole this highly prized award from Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey and Jack van Wimpe three years ago. He won because he nows predicts the Second Advent will take place in 2011. That is impossible since the Tribulation would had to have started in 2004. Since it did not start in 2004 YAHSHUA cannot return in 2011. The Tribulation will not even begin by 2011. The earliest date for the start of the Tribulation is 2020, but I think it may not start until 2030.
Honorable mention goes to Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey and Jack van Impe for their undying penchant for predicting the date of the Rapture.
Hal, of course, is the Father of the Modern-Day False Prophecy Movement. He was the first to prophesy the Rapture would take place in 1981, claiming YAHSHUA would return 40 years after the establishment of the nation of Israel in 1948. He believes the false doctrine that the Rapture takes place seven years before the Second Advent leaving 1981 as the year. He made a second false prophecy when the Iran/Iraq War broke out saying the Rapture was just a few months away. He made his third public false prophecy last year when he said the Rapture would take place by the time he turns 76.
Jack is predicting the Rapture will take place between 2001 and 2012. He is stretching his day and hour out now. If he stretches it out long enough he may get it right, but he will not live to see the start of the Tribulation or the Rapture. He prophesied in the past that the Rapture would take place in 1981, 1994 and 2001. The Rapture cannot happen until the New World Order is established, that NWO is taken over by 10 nations, a world wide peace treaty is put together and the wicked shout "Peace and safety!" (I Thes. 5.3). The beast (antichrist) then confirms this treaty (Dan. 9.27). When he confirms the treaty he will be revealed to believers as the beast (2 Thes. 2.3). A war will break out between the beast and three members of a ten nation confederacy (Dan. 7. 8,20,24) which will expand into a world war (Rev. 6.3,4) followed by famine (Rev. 6.5,6), plague (Rev. 6.7,8) and martyrdom of believers (Rev. 6.9-11). The few believers who survive the slaughter will be raptured out of the world (I Kor. 15.51-53; I Thes. 4.16,17) prior to the breaking of the sixth seal which is the pouring out of the wrath of YAHWEH and the Lamb (Rev. 6.12-17). Believers cannot be on Earth when the wrath of the Lamb and YAHWEH is poured out because we are not destined for wrath (I Thes. 5.9). For a complete list of prophecies that must be fulfilled before the Rapture can take place go to -- Tribulation Signs
ECUMENICAL AWARD
Paul Crouch, the founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, wins this coveted award again because he has done the most to bring together people from myriad Protestant denominations and false religions such as Babylonian Talmudic Judaism, Roman Catholicism, New Ageism and Mormonism. He has myriad men and women from numerous religions on his network. dov-tbn.htm
Honorable mention also goes to Bill McCartney who won this highly coveted award six years ago for Promise Keepers and to Pat Robertson, Jack van Impe, Jerry Falwell, Hal Lindsey, Hendrick Hanegraaff, Billy Graham and Frank Graham.
CRY BABY AWARD
Hendrick once again wins this coveted award for continuing to claim he is being persecuted by nearly everyone. He claims believers persecute him for being too soft on the Roman Catholic Corporation and also for being too hard on it. He also claims the Pentematics continue to persecute him. If I didn't know better I would think Hendrick has a PERSECUTION COMPLEX that compliments his obvious INFERIORITY COMPLEX!
CLOWN AWARD
Jesse DuPlantis
Jesse wins this highly prized award again for being the funniest religious clown in America. He beat out Rodney Howard Brown, who won this award four years in a row for his incredible tenacity in claiming his INANE behavior is inspired by the HOLY SPIRIT.
Honorable mention goes to Rodney Howard Brown and Kenny Copeland, who loves to dance around on stage and tell stupid jokes, and to Jack van Impe, who tells moronic jokes on his TV show.
COMEDY AWARD
Jack and Rexella win this award for the 10th year straight because they have the funniest show on television. It's hard to keep from doubling over with laughter while watching them. They are the best comedy team since Abbott and Costello. dov-wimpe.htm
Honorable mention goes to Paul and Jan Crouch.
CARNIVAL AWARD
TBN wins this award (I Kor. 14.20,23) for the 10th year in a row for having the most elaborate carnival show on television. No one even comes close to their wild antics.
VOMIT AWARD
Henny wins this highly coveted award hands down once again! His manner of spit (speech) is so ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS, CONCEITED, PRETENTIOUS, SICKENING, PHARISITICAL, TIRESOME, TRITE and VOMITOUS it makes ALL SPIRIT-controlled believers want to vomit! He uses IDIOTIC mantras and sounds like a broken record every time he gives one of his MORONIC answers. His misuse of big words makes his INSIDIOUS rap sound even more HORRENDOUS! I would rather burn in Hell than listen to his VOMITOUS rap. This is just one of many tortures I endure to do the work of the Lord.
BREAST FEEDING AWARD
Hendrick Hanegraaff, Harold Camping, Chuck Smith & Arnold Murray
Hendrick, Camping, Smith, and Murray win this coveted award (Ibriy-Heb. 5.11-6.3) for squirting lukewarm, sour milk to their sycophants. None of these CLOWNS are qualified to do what they are doing and religious talk shows that focus on answering the questions of callers are a total waste of time and money.
Hendrick followed the absurd format of Walter Martin who did far more damage than good with the "Bible Answer Man" program. He was NOT qualified to teach because he taught myriad false doctrines. He even rejected the first 11 chapters of Genesis as being literal. He thought the universal flood was a local flood and he did not believe Adam and Chavaah (Eve) were real people! Dr. Martin was an excellent apologist, but a poor theologian. I should note that Hendrick gained control of the "Christian Research Institute" through a HOSTILE takeover. Once he grabbed control he methodically fired or drove out virtually everyone who worked for Dr. Martin. The only Martinites he kept were the ones who succumbed to his tyranny such as Elliot Miller.
Camping apparently started this INANE practice in the late 1960s and he is still going strong. He denies many clear doctrines of Messianic Faith and teaches myriad DOCTRINES of DEMONS.
Chuck Smith grew weary of Hank's nonsense and dumped him from his Calvary Satellite Network in 1997. He decided to replace the "Bible Answer Man" program with his own show, "To Every Man An Answer," and hired Don Stewart to host it. Don left the show in 1998 so Chuck replaced him with his grandson Brad Smith and then replaced Brad in 2000 with his son-in-law and heir apparent, Brian Brodersin. Mike Kessler, a former Calvary Chapel pastor, created the Calvary Satellite Network. Chuck brought Don McClure and Jon Curson back to big Calvary to co-host his answerman show with Brian Brodersin. Mike Kessler was dumped as co-host. Mike took control of the CSN which he created leaving Chuck to create his own. Chuck calls his talk show "Pastor's Perspective." Mike was kicked out of the Calvary Chapel cult and still has his CSN and "To Every Man An Answer" show. The Calvary CHapel Empire is falling apart with members of the Smith family filing lawsuits against each other.
Arnold Murray only answers questions via the mail on his TV show, but he does as bad a job as these other LUKEWARM, SOUR MILK SQUIRTERS.
There is no need for these INSANE programs. Any believer who needs to have a question answered should go to the bishops (pastors) of the local assembly he attends. If they can't give him an answer it is their duty to find the answer. Believers who are not part of a local assembly need to find one and become a useful member (I Kor. 12.12).
These MORONIC radio "SHOWS" are keeping the people who listen to them in a state of spiritual infancy. These spiritual TERRORISTS do not encourage listeners to find answers on their own -- even though they claim they do.
If Hendrick, Camping, Smith, Murray and everyone else who has a religious answer program truly wanted to stimulate their listeners to grow (Ibriy-Heb. 10.24,25) they would tell them to search for answers on their own. If they did that they would have no purpose for being on the radio and they couldn't beg for more money to fatten their massive bank accounts.
Honorable mention goes to Jack van Impe who answers one question each week sent to him via snail mail.
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It is most difficult to free slaves from the chains they worship." DOV
Some of those chains are false religious teachers.s