The Anathema Awards are given to the men and women in the religious sector of society who exalt themselves above the rest with false prophecies, false doctrines, inane acts, and general stupidity. For the most part the winners of these awards are not born from above and the few who are -- are apostate and or backslidden. I urge all of the men who have won these prestigious awards -- through the works of the flesh -- to speak with me privately or publicly concerning them. As of yet none of these charlatans have bothered to contact me. The winners of the Eleventh Annual Anathema Awards are:



Noah Hutchings, Tim Lahaye, Pat Robertson, Chuck Smith

Noah Hutchings wins for his hostile takeover of the Southwest Radio Church when the founder died.  He kicked the founder's son out and took over.  He also wins for pushing two major heresies -- the imminence of the Rapture and the Pre-Trib Rapture doctrine, and for teaching that the conquest of Palestine by the ancient Edomites and AshkeNAZI Jews in 1948 was the fulfillment of Yechezqel 37. It was a fulfillment of Yechezqel 35.2, 10; 36.5.

Pat Robetson wins this coveted award for rejecting the Bible and bowing to the Pentematics.  He began his career teaching the Bible, but he joined the Pentematic Crowd and started teaching ecumenical pablum. He also wins for pushing the heresy that the conquest of Palestine by the ancient Edomites and AshkeNAZI Jews in 1948 was the fulfillment of Yechezqel 37. It was a fulfillment of Yechezqel 35.2, 10; 36.5. His financial dealings in Africa also helped in his winning this award.

Tim LaHaye wins this coveted award for his part in the creation of the National Policy Council and for submitting to the GOP Crime Family. He also wins for pushing two major heresies -- the imminence of the Rapture and the Pre-Trib Rapture doctrine, and for teaching that the conquest of Palestine by the ancient Edomites and AshkeNAZI Jews in 1948 was the fulfillment of Yechezqel 37. It was a fulfillment of Yechezqel 35.2, 10; 36.5.

Chuck Smith wins for reviving the dead pentecostal movement and for having more than 1,000 subsidiary corporations that propagate charismatic nonsense.  He also wins for propagating his pentematic nonsense on the radio.  He was heard on more than 300 radio stations until he had a falling out with Mike Kestler. The pentecostal/charismatic movement is a cancer in Messianic Faith that is eating it away.   It is also the leading evidence we are living in the apostasy of the last days of the last days (2 Thes. 2.3).  Smith also wins this award  for infiltrating Messianic Faith to subvert it (2 Keph-Peter 2.1) by coercing believers into supporting a false religion (Babylonian Talmudic Judaism), and a nation (Israel) that oppresses nearly half of its citizens (Palestinians), and by teaching that the conquest of Palestine by the ancient Edomites and AshkeNAZI Jews in 1948 was the fulfillment of Yechezqel 37. It was a fulfillment of Yechezqel 35.2, 10; 36.5. He also wins for pushing two major heresies -- the imminence of the Rapture and the Pre-Trib Rapture doctrine,

[Chuck was allegedly saved in a Four Square assembly.  They teach a person must maintain his salvation by works or by abiding in Mashiyach.  Chuck holds to that false doctrine and teaches it.  If he believed that false doctrine when he made a decision to trust YAHSHUA he is not saved.  Anyone who trusts YAHSHUA believing they must do something to help Him save him or to keep his salvation are not born from above.    They have believed a false Gospel (Gal. 1.6-9). I must also noted that Chuck does not share his testimony in public. When I called into his radio show and asked the call-screener if I could ask that I was told NO! It is my belief that he has no testimony because he is not saved.

I seriously doubt Smith or any of his disciples are born from above.   The vast majority of people who have been deceived by Smith and other charismatic/pentecostal preachers are not born again and headed straight to Hell. Smith, his disciples, and all pentematic teachers have the souls of millions of people on their hands and they will have much to give account for at the Great White Throne Judgment.   Even YAHSHUA warned us about the Pentematics.  He said most of them would be cast into the Lake of Fire.  The Pentematics focus on casting out demons, performing miracles and prophesying in the name of "Jesus."  The men and women who boast of doing those things will be cast into the Lake of Fire (Matt. 7.21-23).  It's possible that Smith and some of his devotees may be born from above, but if any of them are it is obvious from their teaching that they are apostate and are not being taught by the HOLY SPIRIT (I Yochanan 2.20, 27).]



Stan & Leslie Johnson and Tom Decker

Stan and Leslie Johnson of the Prophecy Club win this highly coveted award along with Tom Decker again for continually bragging about being prophets and apostles.  They use the title "prophet" and "apostle" endlessly.  They also claim they NEVER made a false prophecy.   I don't know every false prophecy they have made, but they prophesied in 2006 that America was doomed and would fall that year.  That did NOT happen making them false prophets.  I doubt that any of their (false) prophecies have been accurate.   They are "prophets" and "apostles" of the devil just as the Bible says (2 Korinthians 11.13-15). All three claim to have regular visions from God, dreams from God and angel visits from God.  If they are truly being visited by angels and they are having dreams and visions, the angels are NOT from YAHWEH -- they are from the forces of darkness (2 Kor. 11.13-15).  This unholy trinity con thousands of ignorant church-goers out of hundreds of thousands of dollars every year.  They make a good living as a deceivers.  They must be evil deceivers or deluded lunatics.  It is not surprising they are Pentecostals   That cult has spawned thousands of false prophets and false teachers.  I should note there have NOT been true Apostles since the Apostle John died.  Everyone since him who has taken that title is an ignorant fool or a satanic deceiver. dov-johnson.htm



Jerry Falwell

Frank Pastore stole this coveted award three years ago from Paul McGuire for his rabid support of Baby Bush and Jerry Falwell stole it from Pastore.

Jerry supported Baby Bush's war of aggression against the innocent Iraqi people and he continues to blindly support everything the idiot in the White House does. He is clearly a stooge of the Rockepubs who parrots the Rockepub line as Rush Dimbaugh, Bill "Spinmaster" O'Reilly, Sean Vannity and Joseph Scarbarough do. If Frank or any of these Goebel clones are born from above they are definitely backslidden.  I credit Paul McGuire for waking up to who Baby Bush is.   He no longer supports Baby Bush.



Benny Hinn

Benny Hinn wins this new award for deceiving thousands of sycophants into thinking he is saved and has the power to heal. He is a false prophet and a false teacher.



Paula Michelle Furr White

Paula wins this highly coveted award for losing her second husband after allegedly being converted to Christianity, for being the "senior" pastor of an alleged Christian church, for purchasing a 3,300-square-foot home on 3.7 acres with a pool, guest house and three-car garage, in Coveny Ranch, a master-planned community in the San Antonio metropolitan area, appraised at nearly $700,000, and for being one of six televangelists that were targeted for misuse of "ministry" funds by Senator .

Honorabhle mention goes to the other televangelists targeted by Senator Charles Grassley -- Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Eddie L. Long, Joyce Meyer, and Creflo Dollar.



Hendrick Hanegraaff

Hendrick "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this award again for begging for money non-stop. Donations have dried up due to his stand on eschatology forcing him to move the HQs of the Christian Research Institute to North Carolina. He is a partial preterist who believes all prophecies concerning the Tribulation and Millennial Kingdom took place in the First Century A.D. except for the physical return of YAHSHUA. He believes the only prophecy to be fulfilled is the physical return of YAHSHUA. He hates being called a partial preterist, but that is what he is. dov-hank.htm



Hendrick Hanegraaff

Hendrick "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this new award again for his undying allegiance to the politically correct agenda. He holds numerous PC opinions and vehemently attacks those who hold to the truth. Here are a sample of the PC dogmas he defends:

Women's Enslavement Movement -- He supports the women's enslavement (liberation) movement claiming females can teach, preach and pastor local churches and run so-called ministries even though the Bible clearly teaches the contrary (I Kor. 14.34,35; I Tim. 2.9-15).

Conspiracies do not exit -- He does not believe there are conspiracies such as the murder of President Kennedy, Senator Kennedy, JFK Jr., Vincent Foster, James McDougal, etc. He accepts the government explanantion for the Oklahoma City bombing, TWA 800, WTC bombing (1993), and the 911 attack. He ridicules those who know that the government is lying and covering up its involvement in all of these conspiracies.

Ecumenical Movement -- He believes that all denominations should work together and not bicker over non-essential doctrines. He even argues viciously that the Roman Catholic Corporation is a true church and Protestants should work with Catholics.

Secularism -- He contends that believers should imitate non-believers in all ways and do whatever it takes to win them over for the Lord. He encourages believers to watch Hollyweird TV shows and movies, listen to secular music, watch/participate in secular sporting events, and participate in secular festivals such as Easter, Holloween, Saturnalia (Christmas) and New Years.

Big Brotherism -- He defends the government agenda to eliminate all freedoms and liberties in America as the only way to make America safe from Muslim terrorists. He also defends the government agenda to wage costly wars around the world as part of the War on Terrorism. dov-hank.htm

Honorable mention goes to virtually every 501c3 CEO on TV and most 501c3 CEOs on the radio.



Hendrick Hanegraaff

Hank "Heretic" Hanegraaff wins this highly prized award for the fifth year. He is not held accountable for the myriad heresies he propagates nor for his actions. His board is a rubber-stamp board and everyone in his company that criticizes him is immediately fired. He is a tyrant who quashes everyone who appears to be a "threat" to him. He forced out Paul Cardin, Ron Rhoades and dozens of other employees of Walter Martin. He is also NOT under the authority of the pastors of a local assembly and he is NOT a functioning member of a local assembly. dov-hank.htm

Honorable mention goes to Jerry Falldown, Chuck Smith, Chuck Missler, Hal Lindsey, Jack van Wimpe, Grant Jeffrey, Tim LaHaye, John Hagee, Robert Morey and virtually every religious idiot on TV and most religious idiots on the radio.

Even though some of these religious tyrants have boards that they claim they are accountable to -- they are NOT. The only time they are held accountable is when they get caught in adultery or embezzlement. They are NEVER held accountable for their false prophecies and false doctrines or their love of money, fame and power.  dov-hank.htm



Harold Camping

Harold Camping wins this coveted award for the sixth year for continuing to propagate one of the most inane false doctrine of the last century. He claims that the Assembly Age has ended and NO one can be saved through the work of any local assembly. The prophecy that not one stone of the temple would remain on another stone is supposedly symbolic of the end of the work of the local assemblies. He says that every believer must leave the local assembly he attends and serve the Lord alone or in small groups that have no authority structure. He also says that the Lord is using radio ministries like his to reach the world now that the local assemblies are officially defunct. He even claims that the prophecy of the beast declaring himself to be God (2 Thes. 2.4) is symbolic of the devil ruling in the local assemblies.

Camping teaches some of the most insane heresies ever invented by the minions of the devil. He claims we are living in the Tribulation, that Michael is "Jesus" and that a person must beg "God" to save him and some day hope to be saved. He also believes in soul sleep. I must note that according to Camping's own testimony he is NOT born from above. For a list of the myriad heresies this spiritual bastard teaches go to -- dov-camping.htm



Hendrick Hanegraaff, Hal Lindsey, Jack van Impe, Arnold Murray, Harold Camping

These heretics/false teachers share this highly prized award because they are gimungous windbags.

Hendrick (Hank) Hanegraaff, the most PRETENTIOUS, RELIGIOUS CON-ARTIST in America, won because he makes a colossal effort to use big words to make people think he is highly educated and that he knows what he is talking about and because he puts down virtually everyone. Hendrick is a POORLY educated LAYMAN who parades around as if he has several earned doctorates. He was given an honorary doctorate and he uses the title as often as he can. Listening to him belch out foul-smelling hot air is so tiresome, nerveracking and nausiating it takes a true man of YAHWEH to do it without going crazy! Only a babe, in the Lord, an apostate or a backslidder can listen to him for more than a few minutes without becoming sick! For more facts about this evil HERETIC go to -- dov-hank.htm

Hal Lindsey (Thee Father of the Modern-day False Prophecy Movement) won because he spews out of his vile mouth more hatred for the Palestinians and Arabs than many of the most hate-filled Edomites (Jews) in Palestine. He also brags about his alleged knowledge of Bible prophecy so much it makes mature believers want to puke! His knowledge of eschatology is so limited he would be unable to pass an introductory quiz in Eshatology 101 at DOV University! See if you can pass this SIMPLE quiz -- dov-test.htm   Fortunately, Paul Crouch booted Halunatic off  TBN.

Jack van "Wimpe" Impe, the most INFAMOUS FALSE PROPHET in America, won because he claims to be the ultimate authority on eschatology. He even claims he has NEVER been wrong about any of his teachings! He is wrong about virtually everything he teaches on eschatology! He is also a master at making current events appear to fulfill events desribed in the Bible that take place during the Tribulation. The Tribulation has NOT started! He unceasingly teaches that the Pre-Tribulation Rapture will take place at any time and he PREDICTS it will be very soon. He has been doing this for over 30 years! He even picks specific years for the Rapture with the latest prediction being 2012! For the lowdown on this nutty HERETIC go to -- dov-wimpe.htm

Arnold "One Verse Charlie" Murray, the most DERANGED HERETIC in America, won because he claims to be the ultimate authority on the Bible and has rare manuscripts which contain secret information. He also slams virtually every pastor and Bible teacher in the world and tells his devotees it is wrong to criticize others. His manner of speech is filled with so much pride, arrogance and vanity it makes a true believer sick! For the facts about this wicked HERETIC go to -- dov-murray.htm

Harold "1994" Camping, the most DELUDED HERETIC and FALSE PROPHET in America, won because he believes the Bible teaches the Assembly Age is over and ALL believers should leave their local assemblies. He urges people to correct him, but when they do he says they do not understand Scripture. He also makes it a point to claim his Family Radio Corporation is the ONLY religious corporation that is taking the Gospel to the lost world. For the facts on this lunatic HERETIC go to -- dov-camping.htm



Hendrick Hanegraaf

Hendrick stole this highly prized award from Robert "Nimnoo" Morey four years ago and he wins it hands down this year even though he had competition from Bob "Nimnoo" Morey again.  Hendrick is clearly the most dimwitted nimnoo on the airwaves. He says and does so many bizarre things it boggles the mind of every rational person why anyone would listen to him for more than 60 seconds to learn something. He remains on the air because his devotees are spiritual babes who are woefully ignorant of Scripture and have not trained their senses to discern between good and evil (Heb. 5.14). dov-hank.htm



Jack van Impe

Jack wins this award tears down for a tenth straight year. He cries at the close of every show when he asks people to pray with him to be saved. I doubt anyone will take this COVETED award away from him until he dies. Most preachers ask people to recite a trite prayer to be saved, but few of them cry while they do it. Impe cries every time thinking it will move people to pray with him. He places trust in his emotional appeal to get people saved rather than in the HOLY SPIRIT. Jack and most evangelists think that recitation of a trite prayer saves. A prayer cannot save anyone. A person is saved when he believes that YAHSHUA IMMANUEL YAHWEH is the Mashiyach, the Son of YAHWEH, who shed His blood to cleanse the elect of their sins and give them eternal life through the power of His bodily resurrection. A person doesn't have to recite a formula prayer to be saved. For more of the sickening truth about this apostate go to -- dov-wimpe.htm



Arnold Murray, Hal Lindsey, Jack van Impe, Tim LaHaye, Bob Larson, Paul Crouch, Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaf, Kenny Copeland, Rodney Brown, T.D. Jakes, Ike, Fred Price, Jesse Duplantis, Harold Camping, Grant Jeffrey, Greg Laurie, Chuck Smith, Joyce Meyer, Gloria Copeland and Anne Graham Lotz.

This award (Proverbs 16.5; Matt. 6.1) is given to the proudest and most arrogant 501C3 CEOs. It was difficult to decide who is the most arrogant, but these men and women are all deserving of it.

Arnold Murray tells his sycophantic devotees that he is the greatest Bible teacher in the world and that he has access to ancient knowledge that few other men have.

Hal Lindsey prides himself on the belief that he is the Jeremiah of today and the Father of the Modern-Day Prophecy Movement. He is the father of the modern-day false prophecy movement and a leading pharisee of our time. He continually reminds his brain-dead sycophantic devotees that he has always been right about prophecy and that the Pre-Trib Rapture is just a few years away. He's been doing this for over 30 years. dov-halunacy.htm

Jack van Impe claims he hasn't been wrong in his prophecies or forty years even though he has yet to be right about any of them or anything else. His mouthpieces -- Rexella and Chuck Ohman -- praise him on every show. (Prov. 27.2)

Bob Larson brags that he can cast out demons and is so dangerous to the netherworld that fallen angels impersonate him and do things to get him in trouble. If he believes this idiocy he needs lots of professional help. The Body of YAHSHUA needs to give him a section 8 discharge.

Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaf incessantly reminds his brain-dead sycophants that he is the president of the Christian Research Institute. His attitude when answering questions is one of mock-humility. When someone upsets him his true personality -- egocentric, beligerent arrogance -- shines through.

Kenny Copeland claims to be an Apostle of greater standing than the Twelve. Rod Brown also claims to be an apostle greater than the Twelve.

T.D. Jakes, Ike and Fred Price spend most of their time telling sheeple they will become wealthy if they give them their money. They have NO shame in making people think Christianity is all about making money.

Jesse Duplantis also tells his sycophantic, brain-dead followers that he can make them rich if they give him their money. He also brags about having visited Heaven.

Harold Camping's false humility cannot hide his devilish pride. He actually claims that his 501c3 religious corporation is one of the very few, if not the only one, giving the true Gospel. He says most assemblies and other 501c3 corporations are putting out a false Gospel and he stands alone. He also says all local assemblies are apostate and have been abandoned by the Lord. Two years ago he came up with a brand new false doctrine -- that the era of the local assembly is over and no one has been saved through the ministry of the thousands of local assemblies around the world since September 6, 1994. That was the date he prophesied YAHSHUA would return. Sadly, Camping teaches a false gospel and according to his own testimony he is NOT born from above! He is dead in his sins and headed straight to Hell. For details of his false doctrines go to -- dov-camping.htm

Paul Crouch brags about his satellite network claiming it is one of the angels of Revelation that preach the Gospel during the Great Tribulation (Rev. 14.6-11). He also pushes the secret Bible code lunacy and believes he is mentioned by name in it. Grant Jeffrey and Yaacob Ramsel join this notorious host of hypocrites (Paul Crouch) by claiming to have found secret messages in the Scriptures. For a complete and irrifutable refutation of the alleged Bible code go to -- dov-els.htm

Greg Laurie is an unsophisticated, arrogant buffoon. He actually said on public radio that he wants to be the next Billy Graham. Incredible!

Chuck Smith, the founder of the Calvary Chapel Cult, pretends to be humble, but when he is confronted about one of his false doctrines he becomes extremely defensive and says he is right because he has been studying the Bible for more than 50 years as if that means anything. There are thousands of men around the world who have been studying the Bible longer than Smith and they don't believe what he does. Who is right? The number of years you study the Bible does not determine if you are right or wrong about your doctrines. Smith also refuses to dialogue with anyone concerning his false doctrines which is the mark of a proud man and also a mark of a cult leader. dov-smithcult.htm

Joyce Meyer is probably the most arrogant spiritual femakazi in America. She teaches all of the false doctrines of the faith movement heretics and does it in a rude, crude and ugly manner. She has a butch haircut and parades around the stage like the male heretics do. She obviously does believe what the Bible says about her hair (I Kor. 11.10,14,15).

Gloria Copeland teaches all of the false doctrines of the name it and claim it crowd in a most arrogant manner. She is not as arrogant as her husband, Kenny, or Joyce, but she exhibits enough pride to be repulsive enough to get this award.

Anne Graham Lotz is super arrogant! Her father, Billy Graham, and brother, Frank, are not arrogant. I do not know where she got her super pride. It is a sinful trait that will cause her to have great loss of rewards in Heaven, if she is truly born from above. It is obvious that if she is saved she is backslidden and apostate!

Honorable mention goes to Marilyn Hickey and her daughter. I must explain that Thee Infallible Holy Word of YAHWEH Elohim clearly PROHIBITS females from teaching adult males or exercising authority over them (I Timothy 2.9-15)! They are to learn in total silence in public services and ask their husbands any questions they have at home (I Kor. 14.34,35)!



Arnold Murray & Harold Camping

Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel in Gravatte, Arkansas, shares this coveted award with Harold Camping. Arnold had stiff competition, and had to share it with Camping because Harold teaches as many damnable heresies Arnold does. For a thorough list of the BLASPHEMOUS HERESIES Arnold teaches go to -- dov-murray.htm and for those that Camping teaches go to -- dov-camping.htm

There are thousands of heretics in America and the world, but honorable mention goes to Benny Hinn, Chuck Smith, Ken and Gloria Copeland, Oral Roberts, Ken Hagin, Joyce Meyer, Bishop Jake, Ike, Fred Price, Rodney Brown, Hendrick Hanegraaff, Jesse Duplantis and Creflo Dollar. For more information about the myriad heretics, false teachers and false prophets that plague America go to -- dov-10danger.htm



Arnold Murray, Harold Camping, Chuck Smith, Rick Warren,

Hal Lindsey  and  Jack van Wimpe

Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel wins the Pharisee Award again for saying he doesn't want to hear criticism of himself. He claims he is beyond criticism and no one should ever criticize anyone. This is to be expected from a man who has an extremely distorted understanding of the Scriptures. No one is above criticism. If Keph could be publicly criticized (Gal. 2.11-21) by Paulos then Arnold Murray can be along with everyone else who claims to be born from above.

Harold Camping thinks he is right about everything. He has a very poor understanding of Scripture and he is not born from above.

Chuck Smith thinks he is always right and he gets angry when someone challenges his false doctrines.

Rick Warren thinks he knows more about pastoring than anyone on the planet. He knows very little about pastoring. He also thinks he is the only one who can help the poor and bring peace to the world. He is just another stooge of the NWO Gang.

Hal Lindsey thinks he is the leading expert on prophecy in the world and of all time, yet he can't even pass a beginner's quiz on prophecy. His knowledge and understanding of prophecy is most pitiful.

Jack van Wimpe is a super-selfrighteous blank who thinks he knows more about prophecy than anyone who has ever lived. He also thinks he knows more about the Bible than anyone else. His knowledge and understanding of the Bible and prophecy is extremely poor. He has a lot of Scripture memorized, but he doesn't understand It.



Jack van Impe

Jack has won this award the last nine years for his constant proclamation that he loves everyone who claims to be a "Christian" no matter what they say or do. He only loves himself and claims he loves others so he can make more money.

Honorable mention goes to Billy Graham and Chuck Smith for an eighth year and for a second year to Paul Crouch.



Jan Crouch

Jan wins the Jezebel Award (2 Kings 9.30) hands down for the tenth year in a row because Tammy Bakker has not made a complete comeback yet.

Honorable mention goes to Rexella Impe.



Jack van Impe, Hal Lindsey & Paul Crouch

Jack van Impe says that just about every bad thing that happens is a fulfillment of Bible prophecy.

Hal Lindsey continues to prophecy that the Rapture is just over the event horizon. He claims that the flair up in the Middle East from the 911 attack and Jewish/Palestinian fight will lead to a peace treaty headed by the antichrist.

Paul Crouch joins this gang by continuing to hype the secret Bible code nonsense and getting worked up over every miniscule event in the Middle East.  At least he booted Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey off of his network for preaching super-hatred of the Muslims and Arabs. But he let him back on again.

Unfortunately all of these men suffer from the dreaded Halunacy Syndrome. This syndrome infected Hal Lindsey in the late 1960s compelling him to write his meaningless book, "The Late Great Planet Earth." He started the modern day false prophecy movement with several major false doctrines and prophesies in that inane book and he is rightfully known as the "Father of the Modern Day False Prophecy Movement." Thousands of brain-dead men and women followed him in making inane false prophecies with his most faithful disciple being Jack van Impe.



Hal Lindsey

Hal wins this award (Acts 7.54) hands down for the tenth year in a row because of his vile hatred of the Arab peoples who he condemns on every program. He is one of the leading hatemongers in the world and one of the biggest anti-Shemites in the world. The Arab peoples are descended from Shem (Gen. 10.21-31) through Abraham (Gen. 16.16).

Honorable mention goes to Arnold Murray of the Shepherd's Chapel for his hatred of a fellow heretic Hendrick Hanegraaff and for those who refute his false doctrines and disagree with him.



Harold Camping

Harold Camping stole this highly prized award from Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey and Jack van Wimpe a few years ago. He won because he nows predicts the Second Advent will take place in 2011. That is impossible since the Tribulation would had to have started in 2004. Since it did not start in 2004 YAHSHUA cannot return in 2011.  The Tribulation will not even begin by 2011.  The earliest date for the start of the Tribulation is 2020, but I think it may not start until 2030.

Honorable mention goes to Hal "Lunatic" Lindsey and Jack van Impe for their undying penchant for predicting the date of the Rapture.

Hal, of course, is the Father of the Modern-Day False Prophecy Movement. He was the first to prophesy the Rapture would take place in 1981, claiming YAHSHUA would return 40 years after the establishment of the nation of Israel in 1948. He believes the false doctrine that the Rapture takes place seven years before the Second Advent leaving 1981 as the year. He made a second false prophecy when the Iran/Iraq War broke out saying the Rapture was just a few months away. He made his third public false prophecy last year when he said the Rapture would take place by the time he turns 76.

Jack is predicting the Rapture will take place between in 2012. He is stretching his day and hour out now. If he stretches it out long enough he may get it right, but he will not live to see the start of the Tribulation or the Rapture. He prophesied in the past that the Rapture would take place in 1981, 1994, 2001 and 2005. The Rapture cannot happen until the New World Order is established, a world wide peace treaty is put together and the wicked shout "Peace and safety!" (I Thes. 5.3). The beast (antichrist) then confirms this treaty (Dan. 9.27). When he confirms the treaty he will be revealed to believers as the beast (2 Thes. 2.3). A war will break out between the beast and three members of a ten nation confederacy (Dan. 7. 8,20,24) which will expand into a world war (Rev. 6.3,4) followed by famine (Rev. 6.5,6), plague (Rev. 6.7,8) and martyrdom of believers (Rev. 6.9-11). The few believers who survive the slaughter will be raptured out of the world (I Kor. 15.51-53; I Thes. 4.16,17) prior to the breaking of the sixth seal which is the pouring out of the wrath of YAHWEH and the Lamb (Rev. 6.12-17). Believers cannot be on Earth when the wrath of the Lamb and YAHWEH is poured out because we are not destined for wrath (I Thes. 5.9).



Paul Crouch

Paul Crouch, the founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, wins this coveted award an tenth year in a row because he has done the most to bring together people from myriad Protestant denominations and false religions such as Babylonian Talmudic Judaism, Roman Catholicism, New Ageism and Mormonism. He has myriad men and women from numerous religions on his network. dov-tbn.htm

Honorable mention also goes to Bill McCartney who won this highly coveted award six years ago for Promise Keepers and to Pat Robertson, Jack van Impe, Hal Lindsey, Hendrick Hanegraaff, Billy Graham and Frank Graham.



Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaff

Hendrick once again wins this coveted award for continuing to claim he is being persecuted by nearly everyone. He claims believers persecute him for being too soft on the Roman Catholic Corporation and also for being too hard on it. He also claims the Pentematics continue to persecute him. If I didn't know better I would think Hendrick has a PERSECUTION COMPLEX that compliments his obvious INFERIORITY COMPLEX!



Jesse DuPlantis

Jesse wins this highly prized award again for being the funniest religious clown in America. He beat out Rodney Howard Brown, who won this award four years in a row for his incredible tenacity in claiming his INANE behavior is inspired by the HOLY SPIRIT.

Honorable mention goes to Rodney Howard Brown and Kenny Copeland, who loves to dance around on stage and tell stupid jokes, and to Jack van Impe, who tells moronic jokes on his TV show.



Jack & Rexella Impe

Jack and Rexella win this award for a eighth time because they have the funniest show on television. It's hard to keep from doubling over with laughter while watching them. They are the best comedy team since Abbott and Costello. dov-wimpe.htm

Honorable mention goes to Paul and Jan Crouch.



Terminal Backslidder's Network

TBN wins this award (I Kor. 14.20,23) for the tenth year in a row for having the most elaborate carnival show on television. No one even comes close to their wild antics.



Hendrick "Hank" Hanegraaff

Henny wins this highly coveted award hands down once again! His manner of spit (speech) is so ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS, CONCEITED, PRETENTIOUS, SICKENING, PHARISITICAL, TIRESOME, TRITE and VOMITOUS it makes ALL SPIRIT-controlled believers want to vomit! He uses IDIOTIC mantras and sounds like a broken record every time he gives one of his MORONIC answers. His misuse of big words makes his INSIDIOUS rap sound even more HORRENDOUS! I would rather burn in Hell than listen to his VOMITOUS rap. This is just one of many tortures I endure to do the work of the Lord.



Hendrick Hanegraaff, Harold Camping, Chuck Smith & Arnold Murray

Hendrick, Camping, Chuck Smith, and Murray win this coveted award (Ibriy-Heb. 5.11-6.3) for squirting lukewarm, sour milk to their sycophants. None of these CLOWNS are qualified to do what they are doing and religious talk shows that focus on answering the questions of callers are a total waste of time and money.

Hendrick followed the absurd format of Walter Martin who did far more damage than good with the "Bible Answer Man" program. He was NOT qualified to teach because he taught myriad false doctrines. He even rejected the first 11 chapters of Genesis as being literal. He thought the universal flood was a local flood and he did not believe Adam and Chavaah (Eve) were real people! Dr. Martin was an excellent apologist, but a poor theologian.  I should note that Hendrick gained control of the "Christian Research Institute" through a HOSTILE takeover. Once he grabbed control he methodically fired or drove out virtually everyone who worked for Dr. Martin. The only Martinites he kept were the ones who succumbed to his tyranny such as Elliot Miller.

Camping apparently started this INANE practice in the late 1960s and he is still going strong. He denies many clear doctrines of Messianic Faith and teaches myriad DOCTRINES of DEMONS.

Chuck Smith grew weary of Hank's nonsense and dumped him from his Calvary Satellite Network in 1997. He decided to replace the "Bible Answer Man" program with his own show, "To Every Man An Answer," and hired Don Stewart to host it. Don left the show in 1998 so Chuck replaced him with his grandson Brad Smith and then replaced Brad in 2000 with his son-in-law and heir apparent, Brian Brodersin. Mike Kessler, a former Calvary Chapel pastor, created the Calvary Satellite Network.  Chuck brought Don McClure and Jon Curson back to big Calvary to co-host his answerman show with Brian Brodersin.  Mike Kessler was dumped as co-host.  Mike took control of the CSN which he created leaving Chuck to create his own.  Chuck calls his talk show "Pastor's Perspective." Mike was kicked out of the Calvary Chapel cult and still has his CSN and "To Every Man An Answer" show.  The Calvary CHapel Empire is falling apart with members of the Smith family filing lawsuits against each other. 

Arnold Murray only answers questions via the mail on his TV show, but he does as bad a job as these other LUKEWARM, SOUR MILK SQUIRTERS.

There is no need for these INSANE programs. Any believer who needs to have a question answered should go to the bishops (pastors) of the local assembly he attends. If they can't give him an answer it is their duty to find the answer. Believers who are not part of a local assembly need to find one and become a useful member (I Kor. 12.12).

These MORONIC radio "SHOWS" are keeping the people who listen to them in a state of spiritual infancy. These spiritual TERRORISTS do not encourage listeners to find answers on their own -- even though they claim they do.

If Hendrick, Camping, Smith, Murray and everyone else who has a religious answer program truly wanted to stimulate their listeners to grow (Ibriy-Heb. 10.24,25) they would tell them to search for answers on their own. If they did that they would have no purpose for being on the radio and they couldn't beg for more money to fatten their massive bank accounts.

Honorable mention goes to Jack van Impe who answers one question each week sent to him via snail mail.

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America the Beautiful

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